Here's a bit of news from the 'oh shit' department...a box of human heads was stolen from a freight truck in Denver, Colorado sometime between Wednesday or Thursday of last week. The freight trucking company went unnamed. Gosh, why might that be. The heads were marked for medical research and the box containing the now missing heads was labeled "Exempt Human Specimen." What were the heads "exempt" from? The report does NOT say. Few if any details of alleged theft were released other than the freight trucking company went unnamed AND "it's unclear if the suspect was aware of what was inside the box." Really? No arrests have been made and investigators are "urging" anyone that happens on the box to "contact" Metro Denver PD at 720-913-7867. Anyone finding the stolen box might not want to open aforementioned box. Or maybe the Pandora in most of us can't resist the temptation. There is a $2,000.00 dollar reward for information that might lead to an arrest. So the going rate for stolen heads these days, at least in Denver, is 2 grand. Vlad the Putin's head will get you a clean 1 million bucks with no questions asked. Ashton Kutcher and the Missus Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, are footing the tab for the bounty on Putin's head. I suppose it's good to be rich as Midas. You can fork up for all manner of weird shit. Well that ought to jump start anyone's Monday for certain. Weird shit...oh yeah! Now for some machine art without any missing heads. For research or otherwise.
I got mine...(to infinity and beyond) -
Cher in digital format -
I found out doing recent research that Cher is even older than myself. gosh...go figure. 😆
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