here are a new and improved 'ten commandments' list for the year of our lord 2021. you know, cause 2020 is just about ghost. there is much to be thankful for with the demise of 2020. first thing to be thankful for is trump's losing the presidential election. ha ha! okay and back to the commandments revised.
#1 - Thou shalt not be an asshole. It's simply annoying and rude.
#2 - Thou shalt not take the name of god and then act like an asshole. That is categorically referred to as hypocrisy. That goes especially for those irritating Klanvangelicals. and Muslim extremists. and Hindus as well. Buddhists too.
#3 - Thou shalt not kill anyone or anything. There's enough bloodshed going on in our world at present so don't be a dick and add to the statistics.
#4 - Thou shalt not be unkind to migrants. Damn near everyone was a migrant at some point in time so, knock that bullshit off. And about right now.
#5 - Thou shalt not cheat on your taxes. The IRS has enough work to do without one playing fast and loose with the old tax bill. You'll get caught and then bitch up a storm when the IRS decides to toss your cheating ass in jail.
#6 - Thou shalt not play dumb ass with the cellphone. Sending images of your junk to some poor unsuspecting woman you met last night at the bar is in very poor taste and that just might get you arrested for stalking and/or posing a public risk to minors.
#7 - Thou shalt not get physically violent with your significant other. Domestic assault is on the rise and first responders hate those kind of calls. The transgression can very possibly get you killed. Should a first responder get killed on account of your playing the old 'she started it game', oh mommy, should one survive without bodily injury the first responders will kick your ass with a vengeance. OR the first responders may in fact shoot your sorry ass into meatloaf.
#8 - Thou shalt not drive like an idiot by using one's cellphone while driving. Damn-it-all if that's not about plain and straight up stupid. If one is about the business of driving that all by itself is an act that requires one's complete attention. Should one decide to play chatty on the phone while driving, one is not paying attention to what is important. Shut the damn phone off and keep it out of sight. Drive your car or truck or SUV or whatever and do that singularly. There WILL be another idiot on the road playing chatty on the phone and should the two of you meet head on, well, someone just might die and that someone might be you.
#9 - Thou shalt NOT go without a mask while in public. There's a goddamn pandemic raging and wearing a mask will help keep you from getting the plague. That'd be the Covid-19. Wearing a mask will also help the medical professional first responders with their Herculean job of treating the folks what got the damn Covid plague and the medicals are starting to show the strain of about 9 continual months of fighting to keep people alive. There are NO excuses for not wearing a mask. Not at this point in the game of life or death.
#10 - Thou shalt not ridicule science. Thinking you might know better than the scientists simply proves one's ignorance and that would be a willful ignorance and holy crap-on-a-crisp, in this day and age there is simply no excuse for being ignorant.
Thus endeth the sermonette for Sunday December 27, 2020, only four more days to go until 2021. now we'll move on to machine art and stuff.
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peace and out :]
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