Bounce Force

 Ivana Trump died as reported on Thursday last and the New York Medical Examiner declared that the now dead Ms. Trump slipped and fell down the stairs in her New York apartment. A swank upper class affair with an upstairs and downstairs. Anyway and so declares the ME, Ms. Trump died of blunt force trauma associated with that slip and fall down the stairs. So it was bounce force trauma what killed the now deceased Ivana. In other bouncing news, the Secret Service is being subpoenaed by the House January 6th committee for "alleged" hiding evidence that the committee is seeking for their investigation. Evidently the Secret Service deleted text messages sent by the agents "guarding" our slimy golden swine of an ex-president that the agents had sent on the date in question. So Secret Service agents that attend to the security of America's presidents are under an investigative light and their deleting text messages smells of cover up. Stinks? Yeah probably smells rather stinky and the FBI might be getting a call to recover deleted text messages that are very much an official record of events and conversations on the day in question. Personally, I can't figure out what the fuck is taking so long to submit gathered evidence to the Department of Justice for a presidential prosecution. Well all you eager G-Men, what's taking so long?!? Now for some Sunday holy and devout machine art. Holy and devout? Oh dang, sometimes I just crack me up. :}

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bounce force trauma is now to become standard jargon for Medical Examiners everywhere. back in the day the guys picking over crime scenes and dead bodies were called 'coroners'. times have certainly changed. 🙅

Pipelines Of Money

 Yes my friends, it's wondrous to watch our United States Congress in action. Yes it is. There's taxpayer monies to be tossed around and dang if'n our Congress, House and Senate, can't toss that good old American money around fast enough and like it was confetti. The 'life escalated' State of Utah's congressional delegation and that would include Senator Mittens Romney AND Representatives Chrissy 'girly boy' Stewart and Burpee 'I's a coming massah' Owens in the U.S. House, have banded together like good Mormons are want to do and introduced conjoined at the hip pieces of legislation to "alleviate the dire condition and dying of the Great Salt Lake." The conjoined legislation even has an official political title and that would be..." The Great Salt Lake Recovery Act." Almost gives any last American the chills to witness such a bold stroke of legislative genius. The legislation bottom lines this way, 10 million dollars and thats to be U$D, goes to the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers so the Engineers can monitor and access water availability and conditions of saline lakes in the Great Basin Desert. ALSO, the study is to underline the feasibility of a pipeline from the Pacific Ocean to the Great Salt Lake to pump ocean water into Utah's dying inland salt sea. Well, it's more like a pond anymore and that's no shit. Utah and to highlight the inbred and ignorant political leadership of the Grate State of Utah, has done absolutely nothing to alleviate the condition of the Great Salt Lake and that absolute nothing has been eating at the Great Salt Lake for years and years. As an undeniable aside, it would take years to construct a pipeline from the Pacific Ocean to Utah's Great Salt Lake and that's IF the entire West Coast of the United States were to sign on to the notion and not to mention the State of Nevada and probably Idaho. Oregon and Washington and of course Canada and Mexico would need to be involved. Years and years and years and...

How about some Saturday machine art to soothe a laughing hysterically soul. Yes and as a disclaimer, I'm born and raised in Utah. I don't live there anymore but...

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did you know that Utah's boy Governor SpenSir Cox was recently elected to head the National Governors Association? hold on to your butts America cause...you ain't seen nothing yet. 💃👻👦

Broken Pieces

Ivana Trump is dead. As of Thursday July 14, 2022 or so the media reports would indicate. Ivana was 73 and according to NYPD, the Trumpet fell down a flight of stairs. Whoopsies...that first step is always a killer. Quite literally in this case. Again and according to NYPD, there were no suspicious circumstances surrounding Ms. Trump's demise. According to NYPD. Well just goes to show you that money isn't everything and watching your step is way more important than how your hair might look. According to the NYPD. Bye bye Ivana. Now for some Friday machine art without obituaries.

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Ivanka Trump, she's the Barbie princess of the trump klan, was simply weepy and in distress...but her hair was perfect. 👏

MTG

 MTG is the initial format for one Georgia gadfly and all around shrieking lunatic, Marjorie Taylor Greene. The woman is clearly out of her mind. The men that wear the clean white coats and carry great big human sized nets have been called. MTG is insisting that the James Webb Space Telescope is being used to target far away galaxies and stuff like that there and then and then, bring in the Jewish Space Lasers to ZAP those far away galaxies and stuff like that there into oblivion. Gadfly? I'm thinking gad danged out of her freaking mind no doubt. Read the most excellent reporting by Andy Borowitz writing in The New Yorker and dated July 13, 2022. Most excellent indeed. Now we dig in for some Thorsday machine art. Most excellent indeed twice.

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I do like me some abstract artistry. its so......abstract. 💀

Bet You Didn't Know...

 You need an "emotional robot." Yup. For all those that are 'emotionally dependent' well, there's a partner for you. Granted the partner isn't exactly warm and cuddly. Or even warm. It's a dang machine. Some Japanese billionaire has devised a machine that will "be there for you." You know like when you need a hug. Or words of encouragement. Wait, I'm not certain if this 'emotional robot' can speak. In a language possibly understood by people. Not some computer crap that sounds mostly like gibberish. The Japanese press reporting on the 'new' robot, label the robot's creator as "eccentric." I'll bet that's not even the half of it. However the guy is a billionaire and that about says it all. Shit, Elon Musk is a billionaire and Musk is batshit insane. Clinically batshit insane. Speaking of good ole Elon, Musk had one of his whizzy SpaceX rockets explode on a Texas launch pad on Tuesday and I'm thinking that's pretty dang funny. Musk is going to insist that a piece of that exploding rocket hit him in the head and that's why he's been acting so batshit insane. Musk is reportedly making plans to buy in on the Japanese billionaire's "emotional robots." If anyone needs an emotional robot right now, it would be Elon Musk. That sorry fuck is on the hook for 45 billion dollars, or some crazy ass number close to that amount. That's to read United States Dollars. Gosh...don't you just feel almost sorry for whack job billionaires, emotional robots and all. Time for some emotional machine art. Emotional robots...I got your emotional robot hanging...right here!

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if donny 'the golden fuck' trump were a robot, do you think he'd know? 😱

In Galaxies Far Far Far Far...

 Away and by away I mean way way way far away and just about before time itself, comes a first image from the James Webb Space Telescope. Flip yourselves over to the NASA webpage and you'll see for yourself. The image was worth the wait. A long long long freaking long wait. The JWST image is the first image released to we unscientific nobody folks. Well thank you very much NASA. President Biden will hold a "presser" just for the occasion. Well thank you very much President Joe. Dr. Carl Sagan would be so very proud. As would Dr. Stephen Hawking. Even Nobel Laureate Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper should be impressed. Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler has a new job working as host of Jeopardy and she doesn't much care and not anymore. Not after she cashes her Jeopardy paychecks. Dr. Amy took the category of 'pay me way hefty bucks please Alex'. So that's the real story for Tuesday the 12 day of July 2022. Now for our Tuesday machine art. Dr. Amy should have kept doing clean up for Dr. Cooper. Oh yes and, Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler is a Nobel laureate as is 'Shelly'. Just to be fair. Back to the machine art.

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that album cover is the Blind Faith first album cover and did it ever cause a very public stink. "Outrageous!" was the scream from Jerry Falwell and his ilk. Falwell is dead now. gosh...is that too bad or what. 😆

Monday And Nope

 No rain. Not anywhere even close to here. Just hot. Mojave Desert hot. However, it's hotter in St. George, Utah that it is where I'm in domicile. St. George hit the 117 degree hot on Friday last. I'm of the opinion that any ambient air temperature in excess of 104 is just melty icing on a summer pan fried hotcake. Weather guy insists that there will be a "chance" of rain on Thursday. I'll believe that when and IF it happens. So and since it's hot...how about some Monday screaming hot machine art. It's sizzling and tintillatingly exciting and there you go.

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The Rolling Stones, the band and not some dang rock rolling down some unnamed hill, is celebrating 60 years of performing together. the Stones have held up remarkably well considering... 😬

Recycled Water

 Recycled water is about all that's left for humans in the great American West to drink and to bath in and to make that morning coffee. The sewer is where flushed water goes and bath water and all that 'house water' ends up at a water reclamation plant somewhere in/on/or/around the outskirts of your happy and friendly neighborhood. City water reclamation plants tend to emit the most gawdawful and stankin' odors known to the modern human. Especially so on any damn hot summer afternoon. The rank details we can leave for another day. The great epochal drought of the early twenty first century is one for the books. Record books AND some future historian to write books about after the people kicking sand at present are dead and long gone. Long long gone. Won't be too very long given the rate of ignorant denial most folk are living in as the month of July winds to a hot and sizzling hot closure. Water and that's to include any and all water will have to be recycled and then recycled again and then again and then...bottom line would be, you WILL drink that pee water along with the poo water that floats your business and you won't have to like the idea. Don't drink the water. Won't really matter much. Given the amount of thirst that will be ominously contagious, you'll drink that water. Recycled water as all the naturally occurring water won't be occurring. Nope, not at all. The great American West is in a drought that shows no sign of relenting. You can thank the grievously wrong American politicians. Global warming is for real. Climate change is for real. So grab a cup of fresh pee pee juice and have a swig. The future is now. Now for some blessed and Sunday machine art. I think I need a drink of something wet...

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did you know that the astronauts aboard the ISS drink recycled waste water each and every day they're in space. almost leaves one having a second thought about space travel. 😝

Assassination

 Political assassination in Japan? Holy screaming cat guts...did NOT see that coming. Assassin used a homemade gun. The Japanese assassin must have spent time in Alabama. Of course in Alabama any upstanding assassin would have just gone to a neighborhood gun store and purchased a for reals and genuine AR-15 with an extendo clip and enough ammunition to mow down a squad of Russian rapists. Shinzo Abe, the Japanese politician that was assassinated, is...was a "retired" Japanese Prime Minister that served a whole lot of years in the position. An emphasis would be placed on 'served'. He done. He dead. So Abe's assassination marks the opening day of cack the ex-politician season. So golly geez all you red blooded young American white guys, what in hell are you waiting on? Load up your AR's and hit the bricks. Hunting season is on. How hard is it to follow trump around? That treasonous freak was in Las Vegas Friday night. If one happens to follow Vegas live, local, now news in the very least, you'd know that the kill shot is merely a trigger pull away. Vegas has been an open killing field for quite some time now. That's almost a joke for sure. Saturday machine art is up right about now. Provided of course that hunting season hasn't started in my slice of the Mojave Desert.

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Japan has some serious gun restrictions in place and enforced. just goes to show that guns homemade or otherwise are the bane of human existence. or quite possibly the end of human existence. wow is that existential or what. 😯

The Federal Big House

 Derek Chauvin, the cop that kneed George Floyd to death, gets 21 years in a federal penitentiary. 21 years. Ouch does that ever smart. For Chauvin. Floyd is dead. Chauvin gets those 21 years doing federal time for "violating George Floyd's civil rights." Chauvin was convicted of murdering George Floyd in a Minneapolis, Minnesota superior court and was sentenced to a 2 1/2 year sentence. For murdering Floyd. So in Minnesota you can murder a black man and get 2 years + in prison BUT...violate the man's civil rights and you gonna be doing some serious time. The sentencing seems a bit ass backwards if one were to ask me. Nobody ever asks me and I'll just chime in with some outsider opinion and that is that. 2+ years for murder. They's some serious bullshit happening in Minnesota no doubt. Now we'll transfer our annoyance to some Friday machine art and wonder if Chauvin will do his federal time in Arizona. Arizona is home to one of our nation's truly "notorious" federal slammers. All righty then...here comes.

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how come the Supremes haven't been sentenced to federal prison time for violating the rights of American women? 😲