Dementia J Trump Is Actually ... A Woman?!?

 Trump evidently signed an executive order on Monday, last Monday the 20th of January, in which he has finally come out of the closet and admitted that he, trump, is actually a woman. Really and this is not a trick. Maybe a smattering of bullshit here and there but mostly no shit. The trumpty issued a raft of "executive orders" on Monday that for the most part eliminate any and all resistance to trump AND codifies federal law that mandates gender at the moment of conception. That's the very moment that a sperm cell meets and burrows its way into a female ovum and we have us an embryo. An embryo has no gender and any basic six grade biology class will teach that exact FACT. Anyway and some science brainiacs working for the Guardian news media outlet have clarified the stupid shit trump has done to cloud even more all gender related crap and by doing so he's by his very own "executive order", made himself a woman or possibly a man and is that fucking hysterically funny or what. So trump is a woman married to a woman, that'd be the bitch melanoma, and turns out melanoma is actually a lesbian and mother to one very confused and mostly miserable kid name of baron. Barron? Oh shit no one cares about the kid and most certainly not the kid's gender muddled parents. Parent? So does good old dementia use the ladies rest room in the White House? Back to the biology related sperm meets ovum stuff ... sperm MUST burrow its way into an ovum and would that be legally considered rape? You know because of the fact that cellular level burrowing requires use of some force. In this instance, chemical force and now we're talking date rape drugs and holy jesus holy jesus are we ever in some dark and dangerous waters now. On a much lighter note ... it's time for Sunday machine art. 

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way way back in the day I had an uncle named Zeldon. Zeldon was my paternal grandmother's brother. Paternal grandmother was a bit of a racist that vehemently hated Mexicans. I do not know why the woman despised Mexicans but I can remember her vitriol being spewed on the neighbors who happened to be Mexican. I'm still to this day surprised that grandma didn't torch the neighbors house. Grans was a tiny woman too so, tiny woman big racism ... ? 😐