So you're strung out on opiates and all of a sudden you can't get ANY heroin, oxycodone, hydrocodone, methadone, or even fentanyl. As a note, fentanyl is relatively new on the old junkie menu and its use is discouraged by any halfway-educated doper. The fentanyl will kill you quicker than a hot load of China White. Back to 'helpful hints for any junkie'. Can't get yourself a fix and you're now in the detox zone. Bummer. Now for that hint, I mentioned...get yourself a decent blanket. Preferably a blanket made of cotton. Avoid the itches. Now have someone you can trust which in any junkies circle of associates, may be few in number, then fork over what little cash you may have at your disposal and send that trusted associate to Walmart and have them purchase (steal?) as much candy as the associate can squeeze into a shopping bag. Pay the damn checker...makes for far fewer hassles and/or incidents with law enforcement. Trust me, incidents involving law enforcement types will usually land one in the county slammer. Back to that helpful hint...candy bars and/or anything edible with loads of sugar content will nourish the detoxing body and help calm the shakes. Won't do much for diarrhea so stock up on Imodium. Imodium is any junkie's helpful friend. After constipation caused by opium and all opium derivatives, the body reacts to detox by inflicting the squirts on a withdrawal-bound dope fiend. I offer this helpful hint as I'm watching the teley and up pops this commercial hawking some pharmaceutical for relieving withdrawal symptoms. A junkie in withdrawal does NOT need another goddamn pharmaceutical for any reason. Goddamn pharmaceuticals are usually what got the junkie in the hopeless state of misery they happen to be in during withdrawals so, grab yourself a Kit-Kat Bar. Or Snickers...whatever. Whichever?
Now for Monday machine art. By the way, I just so happen to have been there done that and I can speak with some authority. I can also state categorically that I'm clean and sober for 30 years, 5 months, and one day. And yes, I count every damn day with head up, eyes clear, and nary a shake to be had from withdrawals. I doesn't need a detox as I did the detox about three different times in the county lockup. That was detox the old-fashioned way. Painfully old-fashioned. Oh yeah, now it's machine art.
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why is it that big pharma doesn't ante up some dang new drug that prevents psychotic idiots from shooting up a civilian population? 😐
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