Lifestyles Of The Overtly Annoying

 Hunter Fieri and a woman name of Tara Bernstein were married Saturday August 30, 2025 at the family estate of Guy Fieri and lah dee dah if this ain't some upscale swanky dang filler that passes as "news" for our current times of daft bullshit and irrelevance like you might never believe. However ... this is sadly ... for reals and here come some details in a nutshell. Hunter Fieri is a son of Guy Fieri the 'Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives' host (?) yeah let's refer to Guy as "host." The Fieri thing is on the Food Channel or Food Network or Grub As You Are Network or some goofy shit sort of name something or other. Anyway the happy couple met at a Super Footbowl Game in Arizona and doesn't just figure. The couple met at the game and dated up until the Fieri kid popped the question during a Thanksgiving Day food fight at the Guy Fieri super splendiferous 'estate ranching compound' somewhere in Sonoma County, California and quite near Santa Rosa, California, and the Fieri estate ranch winery restaurant is appropriately named Hunt Ryde Ranch and isn't that about lah dee dah. So 350 people were invited and actually took the opportunity to stay at the Fieri Ranch/Estate/Whatever and wedding that was hosted by the Guy himself and there were luxury tents and luxury trailers set up on location to accommodate the upper crust or "upscale country" and golly ... isn't that just cute or what. It is therefore perfectly fine at present to gag, choke, outright vomit, and you'll not be hissed at for doing just that. "Upscale country" is simply condescending like nobody's business and merely highlights the fact that Fieri's ego is on the waxing side of soon to be waning. Happens to all those upper crust fucks and puts the emphasis on the notion of 'easy come easy go'. Finally, the kid does bullshit with daddy, new wifey is a "professional pickleball player" and holy jesus holy jesus if all this isn't about nauseatingly trite and useless as teats on a boar hog that will meet an end at Fieri's Diner @ the Santa Rosa Outback. There you go, news and possibly important news surpassed only by the death of dementia j. trumpf and the near fatal car accident of rudi giuliani in New Hampshire. Fucking Fieri is annoying and I'll give him that. Now for Monday machine art. Go out and get yourself a cheeseburger however you'll not want to get that cheeseburger from anyplace run by Fieri. You'd need to take out a second mortgage to get that with fries. 

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golly ... the image (country) posted back up a click or so could easily be the Hunt Ryde Ranch, Llc. owner/operator Guy Fieri ... 😏

Quepie Super

 Scientists have recently announced that all of our solar system and beyond is contained inside one really hugely gynormous cosmic dealy. Yep. This gynormous cosmic dealy is billions and billions of large. So gosh dang large it's almost too much to wrap the human mind around. Yep. This cosmic superstructure is so gosh darn immense that the science kids are referring to the "superstructure" as a "quipu" or 'quippy' or 'kewpie' or you know, some ridiculous dang moniker that fits the stupendous discovery of shit we all really didn't need to know about. Here are the powerpoint presentations in an encapsulated nutshell -

And furthermore ... "The vastness of the universe continually surprises astronomers."

Gosh ... really? The scientists could have fooled me and I'm of the opinion that's exactly what the kids are trying to pull off here. All this time I thought the largest "superstructure" in our universe was the ego of one orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf. The freak's ego is so large that on some days trumpf can hardly even contain his wonder at the length and breadth of how much bullshit he is able to pull off and get away with. You know, encapsulating trumpf's ego in a nutshell ... hmmm, ... trumpf jammed inside a nutshell and tossed overboard is really not a bad idea. It would be one gynormous treat for all of our Planet Earth. What lies outside and beyond our Planet Earth is sure as shit beyond being relevant to current events. Now for Sunday machine art and there will be NO sermonette ... humanity has enough bullshit to deal with right now ...

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those science kids are so easy to entertain. hand them a grainy out of focus picture of a starry night sky and they can come to more conclusions than the sitting members of amerika's congress ... 😏

Laborious

 Labor Day weekend kids and this is the last of summer 2025. So that's it over and done even though the "official" end of summer is marked by the autumnal equinox and that happens on September 22, 2025 at exactly 11:19 a.m. and I don't know if that would be Pacific Daylight Savings Time or the Universal Standard Time and that's the "royally specific" time in Greenwich, England. Or the U.K. if one is to be picky about mostly irrelevant shit. I'm not certain when the Labor Day holiday was announced as being the "last day of summer" and I would guess that the naming of the day has to do with commercial interests and everyone else can pound sand. Which by the way if one is taking the family to the beach, well, pounding sand is more than likely on a list of things to do at the beach. Just be sure to watch for sharks if you're at the beach as the sharks are having 'dental issues' and as with all 'dental issues' that can leave a soul pretty darn grumpy. So if the sharks are having 'dental issues' they might be having to simply gum their prey and being gummed by a great white shark would have to be more enjoyable than being bitten. Stands to reason no doubt. So have a swell holiday everyone and now we'll shuffle off to Saturday machine art.

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the end of summer and that means Halloween is next month and then Thanksgiving comes the month after October and then ... and then ... the year ending really big holiday ... xmas. so put the brakes on using those credit cards so the cards will be all ready for shopping with extra tariff excitement to be had by all. or possibly anyone shopping for ... xmas. 😏

p.s. - one minor annoyance that may or may not get a notice ... I've got to tighten up the editing images drill before posting so I don't have to make changes after I've done a posting. by the way, this time I decided to just skip it ... I can do that ... 😐

Gun Violence ... Victims/Survivors

 I am well acquainted with gun violence. I've witnessed gun violence my enter life. My father was a hunter and was very good at the hunt. My father taught me gun safety and how you shoot to kill. I was maybe 12 or 13 when I made my first kill. The old man was so proud. I suppose I was "blooded." Then 1963 and President Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas. Shot in his head and that was on live television. I saw the top and inside of Kennedy's head fly over the back of his limo as did America and probably the world. I saw the Kennedy assassin get assassinated on live television. The Texas Tower Shooting in 1966. That was after the riots of 1965. Vietnam produced a continual stream of North Vietnamese being shot, bombed, tossed out of helicopters and, dang if'n that wasn't some fun. Vietnamese Buddhist Monks set themselves on fire in protest of all the other death. Live and on tv at dinnertime. Martin Luther King Jr was shot in 1968 then came the assassination of Robert Kennedy ... again 1968. Then came the fun times and years of drug addiction. During the interim, there were numerous gun violence deaths but I was busy paying attention to dope. Then came the karma and I went to jail to detox and damn did that ever suck. Made a believer out of me. To stay clean and have done so ever since. So when I was locked up I received a phone call in jail which NEVER happens. The raftees MUST make collect calls so, my youngest brother was on the phone and informed me that my father had taken his own life by eliminating most of his head with his Browning 12 gauge automatic shotgun. There was not shit I was able to do being locked up and all AND my judge was in no mood to grant me a "family emergency" jail release. I'd dicked my judge once prior to the grim news and I was unable to attend the old man's funeral. Just as well as my family blamed me for my father's suicide. Splattered his head all over the inside of his garage. Not my fault and it took a number of years for me to come to grips with the pain of not being able to ask the old man ... what the hell. So and to my point of all this personal venting of horrors witnessed over a lifetime and a damn long lifetime that I never dreamed of being able to pull off. 

To the victims of gun violence and more to the point, the survivors of gun violence ... the roaring burning pain you feel at present does not ever go away. You will be haunted with questions ... "what could I have done ...?" There is nothing that could be done or answers provided and that in and of itself is a fair portion of the grief you'll experience over the coming years. I mean it will take years and years just to be able to get a modest hold on the knots and haunts that come in your dreams, your waking daydreams, your every waking thought is never far from your grief. Over time you'll learn to live with the torment. Hopefully anyway. I know your pain and I can tell you of the torment AND that godawful feeling of not being able to get an answer to all those questions. The horror can be a valid teacher over time and you can get some answers sort of but mostly you'll be able to empathize with the others that are to be victimized in the near and far off future. 

All that I can tell you is ... the gun violence will be like an albatross hung around America's neck and that violence isn't about to cease anytime soon and that is for the most part ... unacceptable. 

Now for machine art and Friday machine art at that

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there is simply no excuse for violence, gun violence, war violence but ... we face the violence everyday. some may never face it so they should count themselves as lucky. gun violence is never very far off and that violence comes unannounced. 😐

Happiness Is Not A Warm Gun

 Minneapolis, Minnesota and a church/school shooting starts off a new school year with a bang. No pun intended as the bang was very real and there was a body count with numerous woundings. A Catholic school in Minneapolis started their school year and students and staff were attending a Mass that is celebrated the start of every school year. So two more students are dead, 14 children wounded and in hospital, three adults, most likely staff, are wounded and in hospital. The 17 wounded are "expected to recover." Yeah from the physical scarring but it will take a damn long time to get over the PTSD. That is and we've all come to know and feel, post traumatic stress disorder. That stress is sure as shit NOT any manner of "disorder" and the effects linger over the course of a lifetime. But as with any of the random and freaking numerous shootings Amerika lives with on a daily basis, not a goddamn thing changes. Insane fucking shooters get on out there to their local guns and ammo dealer and load up on shootin' irons ammo and whatever else a local gun provider will 'provide' with highly skilled instruction on the ballistic functions of weapons of mass destruction. It is as Amerikan as an apple pie that has been shot full of holes with that ever so popular AR-15. With bumper stock of course. Besides all the moral rot and decay our Amerika is not dealing with these days, Amerikan people have become numb to all the gun violence and is simply the cost of living in the U.S. of A.. The violence is bullshit. The political corruption is bullshit. Amerika's lack of "equal justice under law" is BULLSHIT! But nothing is going to change not now, not in our near future, and certainly not in a projected longterm future of 'ole glory'. Amerika has really never been the "land of opportunity and streets paved with gold" maybe in some pipe smoking delusions of pretend grandeur. Children shot dead and so it goes ... on and on and on ... Now how about we switch up and do some Thursday machine art. The gun violence will still be there and hopefully so will any possible reader.

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so taylor swift is to marry her footbowl sweetum's and that is so not news and not even close to important OR relevant. our amerika certainly is enamored with distraction as long as there is plenty of gun violence to break up the monotony. 😠

Melania Is After Your Children

 Oh it's true my friends. The "mysterious wife/mistress" of orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf wants America's children to participate in an A.I. contest that she, Melania, herself will "oversee." I'm not certain nor am I convinced the contest would be anything close to above board and on the up and up. After all, Melania is a "retired porn star", charter member of the Jeffrey Epstein Files Available To The Highest Bidder group. One time mother to a rather brattish and 'fabulously annoying' Barron trumpf. Is his name 'Barron' or would that be 'Baron'? I really don't care and the mention of one of the trumpf spawn is merely for filler. Anyway and back to America's every so often seen first lady and her trampf, hold on a second while I go check the google alerts for stupid shit like this ... so and back ... the trumpf melania wants to challenge American children K - 12 to hook up some A.I. using mommy's computer of course, and have a good time perusing the old cyber domain of all things weird and wonderful and at times really fucking creepy and just you wait until little Janey and Bobby find all the pictures of Melania on the internet. Some real poster class tits and there is little doubt about that as ... the proof is right there on a jpeg downloadable toggle it up and have yourself a damn fine old time playing A.I. image regeneration with Melania in all her well endowed glory. The evangenitals are going to go straight up apeshit over this mess. I can't for the life of me figure out who in the hell inside the trumpf regime thought this would be a good idea. Gosh and well, how much good can be produced by a nation of children using A.I. to conquer the internet and have themselves a really fun and educational good time using Melania trumpf as their mentor. Mentoress? Mistress? Dominatrix? Oh shit I can't wait for the blowback to hit the internet waves ... this shall be some fun no doubt. Now for Wednesday machine art and could someone please cue the camel.

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given the natural affinity children have for all things technologically way above my pay grade, damn unnatural I do believe, letting the young'uns have at the web's A.I. holds unlimited possibilities and all for a "national first lady contest" is bound to be pure and unadulterated fun and excitement. hold on to your butts kids the ride is gonna get really fucking bumpy from here on out. I can't wait ... 😏

Having Some Fun No Doubt

 There certainly seems to be much caustic ill will washing around our world. That is really not news. Here in our America, there in Ukraine, further over there in Gaza, even further over there in the disputed region between India and Pakistan, and of course we shouldn't overlook Africa. Much of the ill sentiment can be directly linked to climate change which is of course considered highly suspicious with the tinfoil hat people. The polar ice caps are rapidly disappearing. There are black icebergs off the coast of Canada. Evidently glacial ice can be black. I have doubts as to whether black icebergs are of natural origin. Crops failing in our America that is directly linked to drought and that gad danged "heat dome" that has been sitting on top of the western half of America for quite sometime now. Wildfires in Europe and that includes Greece and Bulgaria and you know those Mediterranean habitats. So ... what we need to have happen here is one planetary love in. You know one day set aside for our entire Planet Earth to get naked and just get all jiggy and crazy and without consequence or repercussions. That just might turn the trick to set everyone back towards a semblance of humanity. That and stop the incessant killing might prove useful. Who knows ... stop all the fucking slaughter happening all over everywhere and people might begin to, you know, calm down. Just a scooch anyway. Or probably not ... can't hurt to try ... Now for Tuesday machine art which is the entire point of skulzwerks.

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children of the dimwitted 'god' ... or more recently baptized as ... ready? ... evangenitals. 😏