Measles? Houthis? Connection?

 So Texas the state of, has a measles outbreak and America's HHS Secretary of and that would be Bobby Kennedy Junior, informed Texans to dose those measles struck young'uns with massive amounts of Vitamin A. I've never heard of Vitamin A being a cure for the measles and as a result of parents massively dosing their sick kiddies with Vitamin A, well, those already sick children died. Yup. It was NOT the measles that cacked those Texas young'uns, it was a massive dose of Vitamin A. Too much of anything is not good for a human body and especially so for children. Bad juju from the head cheese of HHS. That is, to be exact, the department of Health and Human Services. The trump administration besides gutting the American economy, is hellbent on gutting the American population of children. People voted for this??? Now we venture to the eastern side of the Red Sea where Houthi militants and "terrorists" are giving fits to Yemen non-Houthis, Israelis, and the U.S Navy that has been trying to "aid Israel" is killing off all those icky dang Houthi militants. Without much luck evidently. Those pesky dang Houthi militants have acquired anti-drone weaponry that proves itself quite capable of answering US Navy weaponry being used to kill Houthi and "other" Yemeni humanity and the US Navy can't quite figure out how in hell those backwoods Houthi militants are up to the task of fending off US Navy attacks. After all, those militant Houthis in Yemen are allied with Iran and everyone knows that Iran isn't capable of advanced weapons technology. Well ... go figure. Now for Sunday machine art and given the current political climate in Amerika, it's not such a good idea to make fun of our Navy or that ever so special Israeli war of naked aggression on Palestinians AND those icky dang Houthi militants in Yemen. So it goes ...

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so the dustup in Yemen is really a religious conflict. the ruling class in Yemen is closely aligned with the Saudi monarchy and the Saudi monarchy and just about anyone else in Saudi Arabia belongs to the Sunni brand of Islam while the Houthi class in Yemen is Shia and Shia is quite closely aligned with Iran. so it's a classic case of "we're better than you and we'll kill you just because." sounds like a per usual defense of religious intolerance and isn't that the way this shit always plays out. 😐

Time Now For ... Tariffs?

Dementia J. is hellbent on destroying the American economy and the bonehead is out to gut our global economy in the process which, as Dementia J. sees things, a "huge benefit." Whatever. In the interim it might be a good idea to stock up on essentials like toilet paper, coffee, chocolate, and of course chicken. Chicken really has nothing to do with tariffs. Chicken volatility is due to the "bird flu" and that's an entirely different crisis. Good old Dementia J., the fucknut enjoys treading where others already know better. Now for some Saturday machine art. 

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take it from me and I have first hand knowledge on the subject, stay the fuck away from heroin AND all the goddamn opiates. the damn things will ruin your life and in any number of cases, the shit will kill you. 😐

Bankrupt The Big One

 Dementia J. Chump evidently isn't satisfied with bankrupting 6 yes six different casino hotel ventures. Nope. Amerika's orange asshat in chief is now in the process of bankrupting the world's largest casino ... the United States of America. Using an old yet tried rule of economic chaos, slapnut proclaims "TARIFFS" on just about every dang nation on and around our Planet Earth. It seems to have totally gone unnoticed by chump that targeted nations can and will reciprocate in kind and so Earth humanity is now in a full blown trade war and won't be too much longer until that trade war turns into a shooting war and dang, won't that just be a high old time. Probably not. You see Russia is already gearing up for a protracted conflict and that's on top of the current conflict Russia is mired in ... Ukraine. China is geared up and flexing their military muscle by scaring the bejesus out of Taiwan. Chinese military and specifically their navy has Taiwan surrounded and not a word has been uttered in Taiwan's defense. Russia China and of course there's that ugly Israeli holocaust on Palestine and Palestinians so, things being at present rather chippy, won't take much of a nation's misstep to trigger one damnably ugly global conflagration. Well hold on to your butts America, you voted (?) this insane freak into a second term so who holds the blame. Now for Friday machine art. No tariffs here and not a freaking chance.

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watching trump dismantle American government that has taken this country almost 250 years to put together, is infuriating. congress sits on the sidelines watching this political farce grind up so much honorable notion, I need to ask how is it that trump, treasonous fuck nut that he is, hasn't been stood before a military firing squad ... ? 😐

Did You Know ...

 Did you know there is a new variant of the dreaded "syphilis" raising its ugly little menace of a head? Well there is a new variant of the dreaded syphilis and it's scaring the bejesus out of doctors and other practitioners of the medical profession that deal with sexually transmitted diseases and the consequences of doing the jiggy without properly covering your rig. Use a condom for hell sakes it's not that hard. Anyway this new and deadly syphilis variant has a name and the name of this dang deathly pee-pee killer is the 'Virginia syphilis' and now you know. Why the medical kids decided to call this form of syphilis the 'Virginia syphilis' is beyond me but ... it is what it is and there you go. It seems that the outbreak of this syphilis is wreaking havoc on the State of Virginia and that might just be the connecting factor in the syphilis getting hung with the 'Virginia syphilis' title. You know in these are most "enlightened" of times, a menace like the 'Virginia syphilis' should be a thing of years past but, no it's not to be. It does highlight the notion that people are going to go out of their way and throw caution and "protection" to the wind and takes their chances with catching an STD. People are going to jiggy and that's that. Also I forgot to ask someone if they could please cue the camel and that should have been yesterday. My bad of course. I'll try to remember next week. Now for Thursday machine art AND cover your rig ... you'll thank me years later on.

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a very long time ago I dated a woman that was insatiable when it came to the jiggy. did not matter where we were or the time of day or night ... jiggy and more jiggy. well it turned out I got this mocha on the end of my unit and this mocha was a damn ugly little end of unit mocha so I immediately headed for my doctor. well the doc had a look and informed me that he was going to need to take a penis swab and I was to provide the name of the woman I was doing the jiggy with. so the penis swab consisted of the doctor jamming a rather lengthy cotton swab DOWN MY PENIS! hurt like you wouldn't believe and I informed the doctor exactly how humiliating and painful this "swab" was. doctor informed me that is exactly how the testing for an STD unfolds. holy jesus holy jesus ... turned out I didn't have the syph OR the clap ... I had the "scabies" and the scabies are STD bugs that bore their way into your unit. damn humiliating no doubt. doctor prescribed 'Quell' body stuff you apply generously to your body and specifically your penis and the entire episode taught me a quite valuable lesson. cover up kids and I do stress the importance of using "protection" and you won't regret taking my advice to heart. 😐

The Cosmic Mind

 As I sat at the ocean's edge and emptied myself of every last chain and shackle that had been planted into my existence from the time of my birth, I became aware. Aware of the peace that can be had by simply turning off all the tedious and peripheral bullshit that holds the human life hostage to release. So as I sat empty I encountered the Angel of the Cosmic Mind. A bit of a shock but really not unexpected given the tranquility of the moment. The Angel of the Cosmic Mind spoke to me which was also a bit of a shock as I was not so certain of what was transpiring before me. The Angel told me it's name ... "Iama Dolphin and hear what I speak of ... Pursue the Golden Cup that holds the secrets of the Royal Canadian Mounted Relief Society and therein you shall know the truth concerning the demise of this current age of idiocy." The Angel then faded from my view and isn't that the way shit like that always works. Some cosmic entity offers up instruction and doesn't quite fill in all the blanks necessary to make sense of what in the hell the 'Angel of the Cosmic Mind' was on about. Just so figures. By the way, the Angel of the Cosmic Mind did leave me with an 8 by 10 glossy photo and here it is -

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In conclusion I've decided that a visit to the Pacific Northwest Coast with the towering California Redwoods wrapping around the human soul makes for a splendid time away from just about everything tedious regarding anything that snags existential wandering and detours your awareness from what's important. Important like Tuesday machine art. Nice segue no doubt.

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april fools day was yesterday so make of this whatever you'd like ... 😏

Oceans Wind & Water

 My wife and I spent the last week heading up the Pacific Coast on Highway 101. The drive is everything I'd ever heard about and more than that. Pacific Ocean, rocks of all shapes and sizes, and the biggest dang trees that I've ever seen. Redwoods. California Redwoods. Redwoods National Forest and great Caesar's toothpicks, what a sight to behold. Old and ancient tall and proud and the trees will speak to you IF you've a mind to quiet yourself and listen. Amazing. We drove up to Crescent City, California for a bucket list vacation and off the grid we went. No "devices" no television no radio no nothing but bare necessities to bucket list vacation the way a bucket list vacation is meant to be. We got pictures and some of which I'll share later. Or I'll fuck with the images and see what I can get. I sat at the edge of the Pacific Ocean and I became empty. The quietness was astounding. The peace was a thing I've never been able to achieve at any previous time in my rather lengthy sojourn around our Planet Earth. I discovered that all this time I thought the only way to enlightenment was through the use of drugs. Psychedelic drugs. Well turns out that's about some bullshit no doubt. I met and touched the Cosmic Mind and ... wow ... I had no idea. More will screed its way out as days roll along and we sing songs of peace and tranquility. Now for Tuesday machine art.

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what the French did to that le pen lady is exactly what should have been done with trump and America. 😏

@ The Speed of Life

 I travel at the speed of life. Puzzled by symbiotic twins living a parasitic parade of nonsense. 

Therefore I am a citizen of nowhere and sometimes I get mighty homesick for it.

Having been to the ocean, I became empty and without anchor. It was marvelous. 

Now for some catch up Monday machine art.

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a week in the land of giant trees and the ocean's alive and doing fine. 😎