Did You Know ...

 Did you know there is a new variant of the dreaded "syphilis" raising its ugly little menace of a head? Well there is a new variant of the dreaded syphilis and it's scaring the bejesus out of doctors and other practitioners of the medical profession that deal with sexually transmitted diseases and the consequences of doing the jiggy without properly covering your rig. Use a condom for hell sakes it's not that hard. Anyway this new and deadly syphilis variant has a name and the name of this dang deathly pee-pee killer is the 'Virginia syphilis' and now you know. Why the medical kids decided to call this form of syphilis the 'Virginia syphilis' is beyond me but ... it is what it is and there you go. It seems that the outbreak of this syphilis is wreaking havoc on the State of Virginia and that might just be the connecting factor in the syphilis getting hung with the 'Virginia syphilis' title. You know in these are most "enlightened" of times, a menace like the 'Virginia syphilis' should be a thing of years past but, no it's not to be. It does highlight the notion that people are going to go out of their way and throw caution and "protection" to the wind and takes their chances with catching an STD. People are going to jiggy and that's that. Also I forgot to ask someone if they could please cue the camel and that should have been yesterday. My bad of course. I'll try to remember next week. Now for Thursday machine art AND cover your rig ... you'll thank me years later on.

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a very long time ago I dated a woman that was insatiable when it came to the jiggy. did not matter where we were or the time of day or night ... jiggy and more jiggy. well it turned out I got this mocha on the end of my unit and this mocha was a damn ugly little end of unit mocha so I immediately headed for my doctor. well the doc had a look and informed me that he was going to need to take a penis swab and I was to provide the name of the woman I was doing the jiggy with. so the penis swab consisted of the doctor jamming a rather lengthy cotton swab DOWN MY PENIS! hurt like you wouldn't believe and I informed the doctor exactly how humiliating and painful this "swab" was. doctor informed me that is exactly how the testing for an STD unfolds. holy jesus holy jesus ... turned out I didn't have the syph OR the clap ... I had the "scabies" and the scabies are STD bugs that bore their way into your unit. damn humiliating no doubt. doctor prescribed 'Quell' body stuff you apply generously to your body and specifically your penis and the entire episode taught me a quite valuable lesson. cover up kids and I do stress the importance of using "protection" and you won't regret taking my advice to heart. 😐

The Cosmic Mind

 As I sat at the ocean's edge and emptied myself of every last chain and shackle that had been planted into my existence from the time of my birth, I became aware. Aware of the peace that can be had by simply turning off all the tedious and peripheral bullshit that holds the human life hostage to release. So as I sat empty I encountered the Angel of the Cosmic Mind. A bit of a shock but really not unexpected given the tranquility of the moment. The Angel of the Cosmic Mind spoke to me which was also a bit of a shock as I was not so certain of what was transpiring before me. The Angel told me it's name ... "Iama Dolphin and hear what I speak of ... Pursue the Golden Cup that holds the secrets of the Royal Canadian Mounted Relief Society and therein you shall know the truth concerning the demise of this current age of idiocy." The Angel then faded from my view and isn't that the way shit like that always works. Some cosmic entity offers up instruction and doesn't quite fill in all the blanks necessary to make sense of what in the hell the 'Angel of the Cosmic Mind' was on about. Just so figures. By the way, the Angel of the Cosmic Mind did leave me with an 8 by 10 glossy photo and here it is -

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In conclusion I've decided that a visit to the Pacific Northwest Coast with the towering California Redwoods wrapping around the human soul makes for a splendid time away from just about everything tedious regarding anything that snags existential wandering and detours your awareness from what's important. Important like Tuesday machine art. Nice segue no doubt.

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april fools day was yesterday so make of this whatever you'd like ... 😏

Oceans Wind & Water

 My wife and I spent the last week heading up the Pacific Coast on Highway 101. The drive is everything I'd ever heard about and more than that. Pacific Ocean, rocks of all shapes and sizes, and the biggest dang trees that I've ever seen. Redwoods. California Redwoods. Redwoods National Forest and great Caesar's toothpicks, what a sight to behold. Old and ancient tall and proud and the trees will speak to you IF you've a mind to quiet yourself and listen. Amazing. We drove up to Crescent City, California for a bucket list vacation and off the grid we went. No "devices" no television no radio no nothing but bare necessities to bucket list vacation the way a bucket list vacation is meant to be. We got pictures and some of which I'll share later. Or I'll fuck with the images and see what I can get. I sat at the edge of the Pacific Ocean and I became empty. The quietness was astounding. The peace was a thing I've never been able to achieve at any previous time in my rather lengthy sojourn around our Planet Earth. I discovered that all this time I thought the only way to enlightenment was through the use of drugs. Psychedelic drugs. Well turns out that's about some bullshit no doubt. I met and touched the Cosmic Mind and ... wow ... I had no idea. More will screed its way out as days roll along and we sing songs of peace and tranquility. Now for Tuesday machine art.

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what the French did to that le pen lady is exactly what should have been done with trump and America. 😏

@ The Speed of Life

 I travel at the speed of life. Puzzled by symbiotic twins living a parasitic parade of nonsense. 

Therefore I am a citizen of nowhere and sometimes I get mighty homesick for it.

Having been to the ocean, I became empty and without anchor. It was marvelous. 

Now for some catch up Monday machine art.

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a week in the land of giant trees and the ocean's alive and doing fine. 😎

If Everybody Had An Ocean ...

 Across the U.S.A. then everybody'd be surfing like California. We's going to the beach. Oh yeah, one last trip to the Mother of Waters so I can pay my respects and thank our Earth Mother and giver of our collective life for giving us all we need to exist. Problem is ... humans are goddamn pigs and trash the Mother of Waters without even so much as a second thought. Shameful no doubt. I have a piece of petrified coral that I've carried with me ever since I got to visit the ocean last time I visited and the Mother of Waters gave me this horned coral and now it's time to return that piece of petrified horned coral to where it came from in the first place. That's reason enough to make the trip. I'll be gone for a while and that hardly matters in the least. Some Saturday machine art and until later on ... TTFN!

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I will not be doing any surfing when we get to the ocean. I tried surfing a way long time ago and surfing is not so easy to do. however having your face pressed into the bottom of the ocean is a lesson not easily forgot. getting tossed off a surfboard happens frequently and the trick is to get back up on that board and repeat the face slamming drill until you get the hang of staying on top of board. 😐

On The First Day Of Spring ...

 The first day of Spring which also happens to be the Vernal Equinox, occurred on March 20, 2025 really dang early on Thursday. Like two hours after midnight early. I slept right through it. Anyway the sun rose just like it always does and that has absolutely nothing to do with spring, a Vernal Equinox, or not much else. The Earth rotates and thus we get the impression that our sun rises. Our sun does not really do a thing except burn brightly at the center of our Solar System. Anyway and so, the first day of spring 2025 and winter is over and I can say that, as I got to see one incredibly large flock of vultures as the vultures were flying north and that's what the vultures do as they migrate. The vultures fly south in the autumn before winter slaps a cold choke hold on our North American continent and the vultures migrate back north come the Vernal Equinox which is the first day of spring. Amazing flock of the vultures and I do love to see gigantic flocks of vultures as they migrate, the vultures are so graceful in flight. Hundreds of vultures and we'd paid a visit to our local WallyWorld so's I could pick up an inhaler and then ... and then ... we're getting ready to vacate our local WallyWorld and I encountered a pigeon that was dang friendly so I paid respects to the pigeon and the goof started pigeoning in my direction and was making cooing love calls and I think the dang pigeon was hitting on me. I can't be certain but ... that little incident was an incident I've never encountered before ... ever. I smiled at the pigeon and reminded the bird that after all this was the first day of spring and although I could empathize with the pigeon's urges, there was no way this encounter would amount to much more than a smile and wave boys, smile and wave. Now for Friday machine art and bless the vultures as they migrate back north.

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all things considered, Thursday being the first day of spring was amazingly pleasant. A lovely day out here in the outback Mojave and a quite large flock of migrating vultures ... yes Thursday did NOT suck. 😎

Shamefully ... Nothing New

 Grinding on unabated ... trump regime flaunts American rule of law. Secretary of State Little Boy Rubio proves beyond any reasonable doubt that he's wholly out of his depth and has NO business being head of diplomatic America. Rubio will only make trump approved remarks and it must be demeaning for Rubio to pre-submit any and all remarks to the trump reich for rubber stamp approval. Sieg Heil bitches. Then junior Rubio chimes in with one better - "sieg heil mein führer!" Rubio get his cookie and is dismissed. It's reported that Ronny DeSantis, Reichskommissar Florida, laughs his ass off every time Rubio is humiliated in public. You see DeSantis and Rubio are not the best of friends. Not even close. The freak show continues ... Now for Thursday machine art.

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the trump reich is pissing off federal judges and trump might have bitten off more than he can swallow ... we can only hope ... 😐