Monday, December 8, 2025

Fresh Off A Win ...

 Fresh off trumpf's astonishing "win" of the FIFA first ever piece price, trumpf has caught a second wind and is lashing out at a Democrat trumpf pardoned for some silly ass nonsense, spent an evening toasting the best of Hollywood and that would be Sylvester Stallone and yes that would be the Rocky Sylvester Stallone. Stallone is of course one of Hollywood's hottest tickets. Box office sales and not any sort of acting skills or resume. Trumpf attended a 'Night Of At Least Two Maybe Three Actual Celebrities With Any Talent' and that was at the former Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. I think trumpf-nut had the name of the place changed to the "Melania Immigrant With Large Tits Center For Stuff." The new moniker sort of simply rolls off the tongue. You know when you've caught some dang cold/flu/bronchitis/pneumonia crap and you cough up a really ugly yet scary as all get out lunger ... well ... that rolls off the tongue and out unto the world post haste. If that should happen, and as we're in cold/flu season, pay no attention to a goddamn thing Kennedy junior might have to say because that insane freakish bastard would recommend you drink Clorox kool-aid and hope for the best. The more practical side of dealing with lung ailments ... Vicks. NightQuill or DayQuill or some straight shots of Irish whiskey and you'll feel much better than from drinking Clorox. So it won't be too much longer and you'll have spent yourself into credit card purgatory and won't the children be ever so happy you went all out to make the appreciative little darlings grin for at least Xmas morning and then it's over. Just like that. Days and days of sweating out every tiniest detail and Xmas morning is over in more or less ... oh say ... 45 minutes? Memories are everything.  Yep that seems about right. Then comes New Year's and then college footbowl playoffs and NFL footbowl playoffs and should you have any expendable dinero left in your wallet, well, maybe and just maybe you'll hit the big ticket over/under dealy and you can walk away with head held high. Having came, saw, bet it, won ... once, and now it'll be time to prepare for Xmas 2026. Just think, next Xmas you might be able to spend the holidays with some Rooskies that have been invited by trumpf to spend holidays in our States. Jesus, Mary, and some Jewish guy ... trumpf is Vlad Putin's treasonous bitch. Now for Monday machine art.

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just so we're upfront and clear ... the post titled 'ominous' is the best selfie I've ever taken. dang if'n I ain't about pretty ... 😏


Sunday, December 7, 2025

FIFA Piece Price

 America's orange adolf trumpf was awarded the very first FIFA peace prize. FIFA is the acronym for pro soccer. Soccer is footbowl for most of our world but not so here in the States. NFL has footbowl covered and everyone is not supposed to forget that. Anyway, some FIFA bozo named Gianni Infantino awarded trumpf the FIFA peace prize and that prize was created to suck ass with trumpf. Trumpf is still pitching nursery school child like fits over not winning the Nobel Peace Prize and jeepers isn't that just sad as sad can be. Trumpf went manstral for getting the snub by the Nobel people and has yet to get over it. Poor baby anyway. So the FIFA dummies stepped in as the United States is finally, after years and years of insisting that FIFA was a girlie endeavor, hosting the World Cup soccer tourney and there you go. El Jefe made a professional grade ass of himself in accepting the 'FIFA peace prize' and any dang time trumpf is left alone he pulls some wacky dang bullshit like the FIFA stunt and he embarrasses America even worse than he did the last time America was humiliated on the global stage. I think old orange adolf thought getting a bullshit bush league prize would distract from the Epstein Files not being released as Congress voted to do, the murder of Columbian and Venezuelan fishermen in the Caribbean, and of course trumpf's sending an aircraft carrier task force group to the waters off Venezuela to try and bully Venezuela's president Maduro. Trumpf seems wholly incapable of grasping the serious nature of committing war crimes and crimes against humanity and I think he figures that if Netanyahu can get away with war crimes and crimes against humanity, well, trumpf should as well. Trumpf does have a point in that regard. Anyway trumpf is placated for the present, the FIFA bullshit is now world class sissy bullshit, and the FIFA games will forever from now on be associated with one spineless act of contrition by the leader of the single most popular professional sports league on the planet. Yes European style footbowl is embraced by our world in general and has fans numbering in the billions while NFL footbowl is popular in America. Number of followers is hardly even close to that of the fans of FIFA. I'd be willing to bet that FIFA fans are wanting to know what the fuck is the Infantino chump doing making up booby prizes for America's booby in chief. Now for some Sunday machine art and honest to goodness real American style footbowl.

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given the way the U.S. has always thumbed the old amerikan nose at the FIFA people, they (the FIFA people) shouldn't be sucking ass for trumpf ... kind of world class embarrassing I should think. 😏




Saturday, December 6, 2025

One Day Less

 One day shy, wait no ... two days shy of almost three weeks until ... you know. Shopping days are numbered and literally so. People have twenty (nineteen?) days to spend spend and spend even more ... Xmas 2025 is ALMOST here. Kids are getting hyped up and the precocious little rug sharks are chomping at their bit because winter vacation is nigh. I think the Xmas break is called winter break/vacation ... however I'd better check so hang on for just a sec or so ... mostly and these days school districts prefer 'winter break' as that term is "inclusive" while christmas is mandatory in texas and doesn't that figure. It certainly appears that texas is wholly a slice of existential irritation unto themselves. So winter break/vacation it is and texas can fuck off and die. My opinion only. So FIFA, the soccer kids, have given orange adolf trumpf a first of its kind FIFA peace prize and trumpf was giddy and swooning with adderall euphoria. Did you know that adderall is speed ... as in amphetamines a mix of your regular old bennies and black beauties. Adderall is some serious and heavy duty amphetamine that can take days to come back down from. Now you can gain some insight into why trumpf is continually nodding off during meetings and other semi-important dealies that American presidents are supposed to stay awake for. But and with that being stated, there is not a soul in the trumpf regime that is willing to say anything to rock the old trumpf barge of delusional bullshit. Also with trumpf wildly focusing in then out, his minions get away with all matter of nationally important stuffs that under any other presidential administration would have been bitch slapped back into line and given several days off to think about seriously grievous consequences that might have occurred. Trumpf regime is really an insane clown posse that is for the most part completely out of control with not a soul around to offer up even a modicum of direction. Well and legality. Legality does not mean more than squat as far as trumpf regime is concerned and they are to a person ... not concerned with anything other than money. Personal acquisition of money. Now for Saturday machine art.

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it seems that children can't be allowed outside anymore and that seems more than a little sad. back in the day we were allowed to run and roam free so long as we were back home at suppertime. the days of the cleavers is long gone ... 😐

Friday, December 5, 2025

He Is A Dog No Doubr

 Elon Musk has had his head attached to a robot dog. Seems about right. Musk certainly sniffs out the easy money almost like a bloodhound on the scent of some truly nefarious villain. So I suppose that's what one does when your entire existence is all about money. To the point of obsession. We have actual proof positive as Musk unveiled himself to a fawning public at some ringy dang tech show or some nonsense like that. Here is the new and improved (improved would be a theoretical notion) dogbot musk -


Dogbot musk can sit, heel, rollover, play dead, AND after dogbot meals the musk needs a walkies so's he can take a dogbot crap. One thing can be said of musk, he certainly is adventurous. He's an asshole but we all knew that already. Now for Friday machine art.

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another thing can be said about dogbot musk ... he certainly is ahead of his time ... and out of his mind ... 😏

Thursday, December 4, 2025

Killing Them Softly ... ?

 The trumpf regime is so enraged at Venezuela that the fools are targeting every damn boat afloat in the Caribbean that isn't even close to Venezuela. Not the cruise ships. Nope. The cruise ships are loaded with paying customers and it would reflect badly on trumpf regime should the trumpf blast an entire paying customer cruise liner smooth off the face of our Planet. Sec/War Hogshit is chomping at the bit to blast one of those cruise liners ... once upon a time Sec/War Hogshit played at being in the Army so, whenever he gets his blood up well, Hogshit wants to hunt and kill some poor unsuspecting innocents somewhere and blast those unsuspecting souls unto "kingdom come." However, Hogshit can't to do that without the okie-dokie from trumpf. So Sec/War Hogshit has to twitch at the leash until trumpf gives him the 'okay to murder' nod. Trumpf does a lot of nodding these days and most of that happens in the White House Oval Office so trumpf can be seen nodding off for all of America to see. Seems a bit of an odd media relationship but this is trumpf we're referring to here and trumpf seems more than a bit addled these days. Anyway, Hogshit is forced to sit nervously waiting for his next fait accompli to murder hapless fishermen trying to catch enough fish to feed their families and maybe sell some catch to local restaurants so the fishermen can afford fuel for their boats. It is problematic for Caribbean fishermen to be able to outrun an aircraft carrier attack force and all that military high tech killing shit they pack around. So die they must and as for Sec/War Hogshit, well, his ejaculatory release happens with every "target obliterated." Damn if'n we're not dealing with some truly sick slick killers no doubt. If I happened to have access to an aircraft carrier attack force ... I'll bet the bozos in congress would pay attention to my erasable old guy emails sent to bitch about Social Security and a 2026 COLA. COLA is code for 'cost of living allowance' ... for 2026 I'll get $5.00 bucks. Yep. Oh yes and ... Hogshit was a colonel in the U.S. Army back during the Bush war crimes of naked aggression days and the ridiculous freak pulled tours of duty at Guantanamo Camp Delta X-Ray which is home to jihadis that were unlucky enough to get sold out by Afghan farmers to the CIA AND the sorry fuckers are still to this day entombed in Gitmo. Damn that has so got to suck. Okay now for Thursday machine art.

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a way along time ago as kids we played army and got to run around the neighborhood shooting one another with toy rifles that were acquired as xmas presents ... these days playing army has an entirely different expression and usually that expression is aimed at a school somewhere and the shooting has real life and death excitement. 😐

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

The Fog Of Bullshit

 From Sec/War Petey Hogshit comes this mind numbingly insipid remark, "if fishermen were killed by the U.S. ... well ... it's the fog of war." Sec/War bottle baby is obviously wholly unaware of what the term actually means. First off, there is no war in the western hemisphere of our planet. Well there IS a war on truth being waged by trumpf regime but that isn't quite the same thing. You see, Hogshit likes to tipple and not just a little. Hogshit likes to guzzle whatever high grade alcohol the buffoon can get his blood sticky mitts around. Also, the freak uses entire too much hair product and that could very well be that most of the popular mens hair gel, spray, paste, stick-um, or Elmer's All Kindergarten Edible Paste contain ethanol and that's the alcohol preferred by Hogshit. It really should be no surprise to anyone that the entire trumpf regime is on one type of mind altering substance whether that be liquor, pharmaceuticals, religion, or your regular old backyard smoking dope. This egregious and dangerously fucked up collection of felons, pedophiles, adulterers, puppy murderers, quasi-nazi moon beams, and wife beaters is the very bottom of a grease-sticky barrel that washed up on a beach just outside of Rockaway. It comes as no surprise that the residents of Rockaway shipped that barrel over to New Jersey and left the mess to be dealt with by then Governor Chris Christie and he was not happy about that and not one bit. Christie has mostly faded from public inspections as Christie has any number of unanswered questions yet to be answered. Dang if'n we ain't about living in some really fucked up times. Now for Wednesday machine art and please someone cue the camel.

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I'm pretty sure that trumpf and his gang of retarded minions aren't too worried about accountability. the age of presidential accountability disappears every dang time there's a republicunt that manages to scam their way into the Office of President. 😐


Tuesday, December 2, 2025

There Are Aliens In Orbit ...

 I've got photographic proof. There are real and actual space alien/visitors to our solar system and those visitors have just rounded our sun and are headed ... to ... Planet Earth? NASA keeps dodging the question as to what exactly this "peculiar" vessel might be. Now why would NASA do that? Because is why. Because the NASA whiz brainiac kids are hiding the evidence of what shall be the single most historical and spectacular discovery of all time. Nothing and I mean absolutely nothing will compare to finally knowing we are sure as hell NOT ALONE in this infinite universe. I've got photographic proof positive of the space craft and the photo shows categorically that this 31/ATLAS thingy is powered by four yes count them four fiery emission engines that will stagger your imagination and rock your very foundation for knowing what the fuck is up with that ... here comes the photo -


You'll see upon closer inspection that the 31/ATLAS thingy has four engines and NASA can't or won't speculate on what is obvious from the image. Why? As for 'wionews.com', I haven't a clue and that really doesn't matter as for what the bottom line would be. The image itself is posted as 31/ATLAS-HIRES-jpg so ... make of this what you will. Seems more than obvious that damn near everything humanity has held as sacrosanct for millennia will no longer count for more than squat. Religion, science, politics, wars, dumb ass politicians with trumpf at the forefront, and just about all else. I do hope that whomever these space travelers are, they prove themselves to be not a threat. Just a hope mind you ... if these voyagers have made it this far in a vessel of their own design and technology, well, Planet Earth ain't got a dang thing to match what is about to be more than mere speculation. Genuinely for real brainy types and fans of ET will be jizzing all over themselves at the prospect of actually putting their speculations to rest. For me I hope they'll be open to allowing an old fucker such as myself to get a ride in the starship. Not a long ride mind you just a quick zip around Mars and I'll be good for the rest of my life. Now for Tuesday machine art. 

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of course there is the very real possibility that the space adventurers are simply passing by to have a look see at what the fuck is up with the earthlings. that does seem to be a very real possibility ... 😏