Squivers Attack

 Out here in the northeastern Mojave Desert there are rumors about "squivers." These rumors have persisted for years and to make these rumors even more rumorous, there is little hard data to shed light on the issue. So the rumor has it that the squivers were some manner of bio-morphological experiment being conducted in Area 51 and yes Area 51 is real and that is no bullshit. I've been there on site ... well ... a little ways in to Area 51 but I was most certainly there. Dang spooky site to say the least. There are armed military guards at the gates of which how many gates there are for Area 51 is "classified." The guards are armed and they don't cotton to strange dang truck drivers asking stupid questions about guns, classified operations at Area 51, and there are signs posted just about everywhere that indicate you'd better not deviate from the road you might be driving on so ... don't even try it. So non-military types are allowed access to very small areas within Area 51 and even that access is heavily restricted and there are more than  enough security personnel packing serious military type weaponry you'd be a dang dead dumb ass to play cutesy with their off limits stuff. Anyway and back to the 'squivers' ... back in the day and how far back in the day is "classified" so ... the military and highly educational types like from Harvard, MIT, CalPoly Tech, and of course are pals at DARPA were fiddling around with the basic biologies and micro-molecular coagulations under radiologic exposure to see what might happen. One experiment, or so the rumor goes, the military/industrial research bozos exposed a squirrel and a beaver to whatever the fuck the kids were fooling with and ... as rumor has it ... there were offspring from the experiments and again ... as rumor has it ... some of the byproducts of experimentation escaped the facilities in Area 51. The creatures escaped and headed out into the environs of the Mojave Desert and were lost track of. So ... Area 51 is directly west from where the wife and I have pitched our condo and there is water. Yep. For real H2O and there are rivers, streams, springs all over the Mojave and most people don't bother with even knowing that. Water is after all the fluid component for all dang life on Planet Earth. So weird bio-created frankensteinishly dealies need water same as all of us. Anyway the critters made their way to wherever there was sustainable water and thus the rumors took on a life of its own design. Hmmm ... proof of 'intelligent design'? Well the Virgin river flows past where the misses and I squat and the Muddy River is a ways west so the "squivers" located themselves there and spread out to stake out areas where they could live, be free, roam, and reproduce. The squivers are notoriously skittish and have never been photographed or taken captive. However you can see where the squivers have been and that happens mostly after a decent rainstorm. Of which we had on Friday night and the squivers had been busy chomping down branches from trees and the like with the debris from their handy work was left littering the boulevards and avenues all the way down to the WallyWorld and there you go. I would really like to get a photag of one the little squivers as ... the little dickens are not much larger than a squirrel that has a pronounced flat tail and beaver teeth they use for gnawing on branches and various limbs of desert trees. So if one is ever discovered they'll take their rightful place along side the notorious 'jack-a-lope' which can be found at any number of visitor centers that are found scattered through out the Mojave Desert region. Now for Sunday machine art.

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to get the 411 on the story concerning the "squivers" you can stop by the Pahranagat National Wildlife Refuge Visitor Center that sits along side U.S. Highway 93 just a few miles south of Alamo, Nevada. yep. 😏

If There's Something Rotten In Denmark ...

 If there's something rotten, read stinky, in Denmark it's probably cheese. For some unexplained reason, the Danes like a cheese called 'Gamle Ole' that has the bouquet of smelly feet. ??? Across the Baltic in Norway it's Norwegian Headcheese and I've first hand experience with Headcheese. My grandfather liked the cheese and the smell was godawful. Some manner of douche bag was grandfather but that's a story for a later time. The French prefer a cheese named Vieux Boulogne and the cheese is so repugnant it must be kept outside and under a lock and key official French government restriction. Macron was asked about the stinky French cheese and Mr. Macron replied, "no comment." The topper for me anyway, is Swiss Stinking Bishop. Apropos no doubt as those frisky dang bishops are notorious grabbers of young catholic boys, girls, and even a dairy cow. Stinking Bishop lives up to its horrendous reputation. Okay so and my point ... orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is plotting and playing underhanded broken rules colonialism to try and wrestle Greenland into the U.S. sphere of ownership. HOWEVER ... Greenland is under Danish protectorate and Denmark has NO intention of allowing trumpf to hijack Greenland and the trumpf plot to send some Louisiana cracker blowhard to Greenland to pit the Greenlanders against Denmark came up a crapper AS the Greenlanders refused to allow the trumpf minion to even set foot on Greenland ... for ANY reason. Drats ... foiled again. You see orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is barking and batshit insane and it's seems that trumpf changes up on the bullshit he's trying to get away with hourly. So with Denmark and Greenland giving trumpf the finger (we all know what finger was used) well the trumpf had to bomb some silly Nigerians to a bloody puddle. Yes and that Nigeria is the African Nigeria and we all know how much trumpf enjoys waging death and devastation on Africans. There are also Caribbean fishermen that seem to have earned the ire of the trumpf-n-stein and ergo ... the trumpf poltroon is ginning up war wherever he can try had as he might to accomplish a war, or several wars at the same time, to detract from the releasing of those icky dang "Epstein Files." Yes America has a genuine and for very real pedophile sex trafficker as President and holy crap-o-rama if that isn't about one damnably ugly situation. So trumpf is maniacally scrambling to protect his irrational dream of being ... ummm ... I'm not certain what it might be that trumpf is maniacally scrambling to protect. No one else has a clue either. So the very last week in the year of our horror, 2025, is here and cranks up a big finale on Sunday. The last week of 2025 just to be clear. By the very next Saturday it will be 2026. I'm guessing that 2026 will not be much different from 2025. Ain't not a dang thing can be done about that. However ... there is always hope. Hope does seem a mite dicey at best. Now for the last Saturday machine art for 2025.

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I've noticed that trumpf seems to vent his spleen on people of color. exclusively. I've noticed and I hope there are people at the controls of American government have taken notice. I am not holding my breath ... 😐

It Never Rains In California

 Except when it does rain ... look it out. Look it out for flash flooding, mud slides, landslides, dry stream bed washing away the dang pricey real estate. All that water and mud and detritus ends up in the Pacific Ocean and washes ashore on Hawaii, Guam, Japan, and even sometimes on Taiwan. Ocean currents you see that move all that water from that one place all the way over to that other place and all the accumulated mess goes with the water. I believe it was Horace Greenleaf that said, "follow the water boys follow the water ..." You see once more ... California fronts the Pacific Ocean and stops all that Pacific Ocean water from washing up in Nevada or Idaho or even Wyoming. Yes Wyoming. Not much else will stop in Wyoming except maybe cattle and/or sheep. Well and then there's all that spiff stinky black Wyoming coal that has helped our Planet Earth turn itself back into a tropical sweatbox. Thanks Wyoming. So and back to California ... with the Cali acting as a dam like barrier to an eastward routing of ocean water ... well every so once in a while that water up and decides to rain down on California in the north half of California and in the south half of California and right about in the center of the California geography is San Francisco/Berkley and the San Francisco Bay. Yep. Right about in the dead center of. California. Did you know that the San Andreas Fault runs right through San Francisco and on out and north towards Alaska. Well and Canada first. You see the San Andreas runs from Baja all the way through California and skirts the coastline and and ... here's a map dealy that shows the geology I'm ranting about.

So and as shown, the Pacific Ocean would like to swallow a fair stretch of North America and if it weren't for California the Ocean would. The Sierra Nevada mountains would be island paradises that would be bought and sold as if those islands were pedophile treats for the billionaire lechers that trumpf and his good buddy Epstein pal around with and trade around all that very precocious and delectable young girl trafficked meat. You see the billionaire lechers can do shit like that ... they're billionaires. And there you have all the dirt and bullshit that has made America great like it never was before there were any and actual billionaires.  I wonder if the trumpf grandchildren have been told about grandfather's proclivity for lechery and pedophilia. That could explain why anytime there are minor children about the grounds of sex trafficking America A Lago there are a platoon of chaperones to keep an eagle eye on those kiddies. Now for some Friday machine art.

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you know with trumpf being the virulent scum bag he is in fact, that doesn't speak to highly of that democratic/republic the founding fathers shed their blood to give us. damnably disgraceful no doubt ... 😐

The Best Year In Crime

 Yes sir ... 2025 was the best year for crime in a dang long time. No one need take my word for any of this, you can take the word of John Roman who directs the CPS&J @ NORC. All that blah blah blah is from a research group at the University of Chicago. All the really big crime is down by at least 20% fewer crimes and that's to include the really biggies like murder, rape, violent crime of which I thought murder and rape were ... robbery down, aggravated assault down, property crime like grand theft auto down ... and in over 600 jurisdictions across this nation of ours the numbers are consistent. So why is all this horrendous scofflawing being no longer necessary to report? Well the easy answer is easy ... the trumpf regime took over the nuts and bolts of Babylon On The Potomac and PRESTO ... now all, and I do mean ALL crime, is now associated and centered squarely on the trumpf regime. Yes friends, orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf has all crimes in America under trumpf regime control and any and all nefarious corruption flows from the White House. We just might want to rethink the name for America's White House. Maybe we could rename the White House like trumpf did with the Kennedy Center for Performing Arts. Hmmm ... how about trumpf's very own little house of pedophile atrocity and flagrant grifting to include larceny, fraud, rape, and treason. You see after further review of all those crime reporting statistics that were tabulated, collated, and regurgitated ... it was discovered that there really is no crime in America whatsoever ... nope ... all crime in America is now centrally located in Washington, D.C. with the White House being ground zero and Congress running a close second to the White House and trumpf regime. Golly all this mendacity and criminality sort of seems as if American government has managed to reduce itself to Roman carnality levels that the only thing lacking now would be the blood games of Ancient Rome and der pedofuhrer trumpf is looking into how he can make those blood games family fun and entertainment once again. The orange pedophile is already running a sex trafficking ring from the White House and there are more than several hundred thousand pages of incriminating evidence just waiting for evidentiary release from the DoJ. AG Barbie Bondi is having to work overtime and has already worn out a half dozen sets of fake fingernails doing all that heavy lifting and redacting to save her liege lord and occasional nooner for a lunchtime blow job and hail to the chief. Golly if'n those trumpf minions aren't about a greasy herd of villainy. To think they all will get to blame trumpf for all the prison time they will certainly have to face sooner or later. Emphasis should be planted on the later end of the scenario. America would need for congress to get its shit together and actually do what our Constitution requires of them to do. Don't anyone hold their breath waiting on congress do more than ... more than ... hmmm ... the fuckers don't do shit so the wait is on. Now for our Thursday Xmas day machine art spectacular.

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did you know that in this day and age there are still websites that get really pissy if you post an image that would display a woman's nipple ... for crying out loud ... grow the fuck up people ... 😏

Military.com ... ?

 A quite interesting and surprisingly apt article about Rob Reiner is posted on a website name of 'Military.com' and it seems that the website is more than likely a DoW publication (department of war). A copyright of "2025 Military Advantage" is how the website gets associated with U.S. military. Seems good enough for me. I think the site is to put a community friendly face on things military and there are any number of boomer generation menfolk that still to this day view any and all things military with suspicion and a distinctly bad taste resurrects upon association. HOWEVER ... and I had never given much thought to Rob Reiner the movie director as being hailed by U.S. military. Mr. Reiner is well spoken of by U.S. military and the article posted on the website makes no apologies about their view of Mr. Reiner. Rob Reiner has quite the movie pedigree and he was responsible for some of America's finest moves ever made. Military.com lists some of the best work to have been made by Mr. Reiner and here's a list provided by Military.com -

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

Stand By Me (1986)

The Princess Bride (1987)

When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Misery (1990)

A Few Good Men (1992)

Damn fine cinematic works of the genius that was Rob Reiner. I've seen every one of his films and I watched Reiner back in the days of 'All In The Family'. His movies are a running commentary on cinematic America and The Princess Bride is still one of Reiner's best. That's just my opinion. I did not care for Misery. Kathy Bates in the role of Misery left me creeped out and affected every last date I ever had with a woman wanting to have me come home with her. Spooky no doubt. Then there's A Few Good Men. Jack Nicholson nails a Marine Corp Colonel spot on. I've known several full bird colonels during my life and Nicholson's portrayal is commentary that stands alone. Possibly and this could be the reason that Military.com spells it out with a damn fine article that capsules Rob Reiner's life and work. Writing for Military.com is a gentleman name of Ryan Thomas LaBee and he's done an outstanding job shedding informative light on a prolific artist like Mr. Rob Reiner. Well done sir. Now for Wednesday and krisz...mus eve machine art. Please could someone cue the camel and give the reindeer a head's up. Back to work boys.

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I really never thought to check out the Military.com webby previously. I'll have to do some more reading to arrive at a fair conclusion. that's taking into account America's current secretary of war and that'd be the petey hogsith chump and renowned booze hound. I really don't care for the idea that someone running the DoD as the military should be referred to, being a blackout drunk. seems like some really bad juju there boy ... 😐

Xmas ... Peace On Earth ... This Earth ...?

 New Pope Leo says that with Xmas being this week ... well ... "let there be peace." Darn nice sentiment no doubt. I couldn't help but wonder ... where exactly would this "peace" take place. Ukraine? Not likely. Gaza? ... no fucking way and not so long as Benny Netanyahu wanders our world a free man. Netanyahu is one insane son of a bitch and dang if'n he doesn't about love the sight of human blood. Palestinian blood. The ringy freak is now insisting that trumpf crank up a war on Iran. Judas freaking Priest ... the slapnut is never satisfied. I can imagine there isn't enough blood flowing anywhere on our planet that could make the lunatic freak happy. I am of course referencing Netanyahu. Trumpf could very well do exactly as the Israeli killer is prodding the trumpf to do. America's pedofuhrer is already planting the bitch slap on Venezuela. Don't you just love it when fat ass corrupt and braindead politicians gin up a war simply because ... they can. America's congress isn't about to do more than ... more than ... fucking morons. Neither the House or the Senate seems ready OR able to put a straight jacket on donny nutcase. Dementia J is riding high and every dang last polling concern insists that trumpf is polling so low that Dick Nixon would have been proud to poll at those manner of dislikes. So and the Xmas week bottom line is ... we the people are ass out. Here comes a ... or possibly several ... war/wars. Merry bloody Xmas and a darkening New Year. Yes the cynicism is running strong this season. Now for Tuesday machine art.

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the really good news from this weekend ... the Bears beat the Packers. about the only way that could be really good news would have been had Aaron Rogers still been at quarterback for the Packers. pity ... 😏

Here We Go ...

 It's here at long last. Xmas week with Thursday being "the" day. Xmas day of course. Haven't finished all that shopping for the family? Have nary a worry friend ... Walmart will be happy to hook you up with whatever you might have forgot to purchase. Amazon will be 'guaranteeing' that you'll be able to get your shit before Xmas and they "promise." UPS/FedEx/USPS are already pulling long and really longer hours sweating out those delivery schedules that MUST be made or there will be trouble. Trouble with a capital 'T' and the loss of a job. I feel badly for the delivery folks and I always and every time make sure to offer a thank you with out exception. The delivery folk should be allowed to take tips. They bust there asses making certain you get what you've ordered so receiving a tip seems a no brainer. But every last delivery person working for the big 3 are not ever never allowed to receive a "gratuity" and I find that to be some scrooge like bullshit. People need not feel compelled to hand over a little baksheesh but given the time of year we're in ... why not? I don't give a fuck what Bezos or whomever it is at the CEO of FedEx or USPS, those fuckers receive largesse that defies a kings ransom so how is offering some tip money to your minions going to shake the foundations of those delivery kingdoms. Fiefdoms? Anyway the Bears beat the Packers and Xmas week is off to a glorious start. Yep. Now for some Monday machine art.

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fyi and just in case anyone might be interested ... "xstajn" is nederlanderese for "you can suck it!" you know ... just in case ... 😏