Smells Like Norwegian Herring ...

 The son of Norway's "crown princess Mette-Marit" and the stepson of the actual heir to the Norwegian "crown" one prince of a guy named Crown Prince Harkonnen. I think that's close enough. I did not know that Norway was in need of royalty and being of Norwegian/Scottish extraction, I am firmly in the camp of 'NO KINGS!' Anyway the dumb ass son and stepson to Norwegian royalty is in some really deep shit with Norway PD on account of junior 'I'm entitled cause I'm royal', has been playing fast and loose with Norwegian women by way of rape and sexual predatory bullshit and several more counts of rape and junior is in deep. Really deep. He's been under suspicion since last August and that would be August 2024. You will of course remember 2024 and the horror tossed on America by the "re-election (?)" of trump. Mr. orange taco himself. Anyway the Norwegian royal sex addict has denied all charges of which there are "numerous charges" and that's according to Norwegian police lawyers. Norway has police lawyers and no district attorneys. The AP (Associated Press) asked the rape kid if he had anything he'd care to comment on and M. Borg Hoiby said only that "I didn't do it and even IF I did do it, I used Donald Trump as my role model." Doesn't that just figure. By the way, the Hoiby guy has one of those peculiar o's with a / through the middle of the 'o' and so I'm at a loss as to how you'd care to pronounce his royal last name. Would that be a diphthong or some really confusing grammar/linguistic pronouncement that defies translation into the American language. For clarification, I do not use any form of proper 'king's English' and nope. I'm fully on board with the American language and so it goes. Unpronounceable can get stuffed. Jeez kid keep it in your pants and you'll suffer way less aggravation and having to answer police questioning. You can always go manual and the manual usage solves any number of problems. Now for some Monday machine art. 

Have you ever smelled Norwegian canned herring? Once you get past the stench of the smoked and packed in oil herring ... the herring aren't half bad. On a saltine cracker. My old man was big on Norwegian canned herring. My dad's dad was big on Norwegian headcheese and Judas Priest, that shit smelled for days. 

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I find it odd how Europeans cuddle with all the royalty schtick. silly Euros cough up euro bucks and support the freaks. hmmm, thinking about stuff and in retrospect, we do the exact same shit ... curious ... 😏

NoseBots Will Swarm Your Nose

 Yes my friends, very soon you will no longer have to pick your nose. Not manually anyway. Nope. Coming soon to a medicine cabinet near you ... 'nose bots'. Teeny tiny "microbots" will be injected up your nose, directed magnetically into the areas of your schnoz where snot and those sticky dang boogers are born and after being heated to a snot/booger melting temperature, PRESTO, booger infestation is gone. Just like microbotic magic. Now and I suppose there are any number of questions as to how/why/what is the deal with nose bots. The entire notion seems unnecessary at best. All humans are born with ideal hands on implements for picking your nose. Fingers! Index fingers to be anatomically specific are perfect for, well you know, picking the nose. But no. As our humanity becomes increasingly dependent on techy stuff and devices are brought on line to eliminate having to use all those biomechanical implements people are born with, well why not. Somebody needs to provide inspiration for those predisposed to tinkering with stuff. Nose bots are the end result of folks having way too much time on their hands. Injecting microbots, or anything for that matter, up your nose seems like an absolute no from the git go. Then comes the guided nose bot directional thingy using electromagnetism. So and with no further explanation provided, an electromagnetic some dang thing would be applied to your face so's to guided the dintsy nose bots to their predesignated landing zone and then heated (?) with a light source, yikes, and then the microbots do their predesigned work melting the coagulants up your nose that are the source issue for nose picking or blowing or sneezing or any of the inordinate and endless problemos associated with a human schnoz. Just you wait until the techy folks unveil what they've got planned for your rectum. Almost leaves you hanging your head in sheer bewilderment at the concept called 'what won't they think of next' scenario. Now and how about Sunday machine art.

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so as I'm finger slamming the old keyboard with PBS blazing in the background, there's a buzzer warning dealy clanging and it gets announced that this is a pop quiz and damn ... pop quiz? yup a pop quiz. it's the emergency broadcast network announcing "this is a test this is only a test" ... no real emergency other than the ongoing treason from SCOTUS so, not a dang thing to be alarmed with. at. whatever. it's obviously high time to shut the tv off, kick back, and enjoy the quiet. 😚

And The Torture Never Stops

The Supreme Court of the United States is handing el jefe taco another slice of our Constitution and even more of individual rights in America are now toast. As in burnt toast and not even close to edible. 'We the people' are faced with all three coequal branches of our federal government in hostile and open treason to our Constitution and our democratic republic America. Congress lays like a whipped dog doing not a goddamn thing to intercede with the unmaking of our America and does not a thing to hold el jefe taco to account. We are basically fucked. Vulgar yes and I readily admit that. We are living in vulgar times. Saturday machine art is up next.

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so we drift into one long hot summer that will grow hotter by the day. meteorologically and politically. people will be slow to grasp what has taken place the last Friday in June 2025. when people finally wake up to the overthrow of our American way of life, things could get really dicey. we can only hope ... 😐

 

Sue Everybody Everywhere All At Once

 The Attorney General of these United States of America, that would be law school barbie bondi, has undertaken the daunting task of suing all sitting federal judges at present in the State of Maryland. An unprecedented legal stunt would be putting this bullshit mildly. I've never heard of a legal gesture the likes of bondi taking on federal judges and all federal judges in one state. For a point of perspective on bondi and her obsession with seeing one Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, Salvadoran man LEGALLY living in Maryland, deported from our America. Mr. Garcia has NO convictions of any sort and why bondi thinks the guy needs to be deported has as yet to be explained in any sort of rational and/or legal esplaining manner. So Mr. Garcia's legal team has been squabbling with the trump/bondi regime about a - the illegal abduction of Garcia, b - Garcia's deportation to El Salvador and the El Salvador's dank and torturous mega-maxi prison that the Salvadorans use for holding criminal gang members and migrant chumps that have been abducted by the ICE gestapo goon squads, c - Garcia's legal team has won a number of edicts by federal judges in the State of Maryland and the trump/bondi/noem axis of horrific treason and unconstitutional use of U.S. Code Annotated and simply ignoring the rulings by federal judges in the State of Maryland AND THAT is what has crawled up bondi's really tight ass and compelled the stupid cow to go to war with the coequal branch of our federal government. The Judicial Branch to be exactly specific. How this comedic bullshit will play out is as yet to be decided and I would suppose this crap will be heard by the Supremes and even more of America's Constitution will be shredded in the process. We shall see what we shall see.  Now for Friday machine art.

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all of America has entered some damn dangerous days. trump is insane and there is very little doubt about that. the trump minions are as sinister a bunch of treasonous scum that has ever been entrusted with American government and so ... we'll have to wait and see how all this villainy plays out. 😐

That's Why We Can't Have Anything Nice

 Dementia j. trump is all the reason that's necessary to explain why it is America can't have anything nice. So we're just out of luck for now and with any luck at all, we won't have to wait too very much longer. With luck the crazy freak will stroke out, or fall out, or well you know, dementia is aging faster than most senior Americans so there is that. In the meanwhile, sit back and cook eggs on your sidewalk or dashboard of your vehicle or leave your kids in the car and cook them or you know, use the old imagination and experiment. Won't be much longer and our America will be celebrating 249 years worth of one day at a time. July 4 is coming on fast so kick back and commence blowing shit up. Dementia j. started already. Now for Thursday machine art.

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the image back up the post a click or so has bare feet ... yes bare feet in arctic conditions ... go figure ... 😏

Missed It By That Much

 El precedente taco prattling large about taking out Iran's nuclear weapons sites is bullshit. More bullshit and dressed up formally bullshit. America's flyboys missed the "intended" targets and so it goes. Just another day in a deal making wheels spinning shitshow that is ... trump regime. Now we can't put blame on the flyboys as they can only bomb what was targeted and if taco's military braintrust can't come together with better intelligence than what was fed into Air Force targeting computers well ... some pretty dang pricey weaponry gets used for an air show and that's about it. More waste from el precedente taco and America should be getting used to the trump regime and waste. I mean taco and company have been at it for what five months now and ... yeah, well so it goes. Splendiferous political sideshow and not much else. That's exactly what taco has been at his entire public career. So splendiferous crap-o-la for another day and let's raise a cheer for status quo. Now we turn to the ever so exciting world of Wednesday machine art and possibly someone could cue the camel. It is the camel's day to shine.

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trump's big thunder prior to his attending NATO stuff somewhere on the east side of the pond turns out ... more hot air from el precedente taco ... 😏

Not Yet Anyway ...

 El Precedente Taco says "we've obliterated Iran's ability to make a nuclear weapon." So if you put trump psycho-babble along with all the other psycho-babble emanating from el taco, Iran is still in the running for being able to develop a nuclear weapon. U.S. military was quick to "quantify" trump's prattle about damage to Iran and their ability to develop. You know ... a nuke. Or as George W. Bush was so fond of saying ... "nukalar weapon." The tarumpster is trying ever so hard to one up George W. and between the two of them, all America can "quantify" is that Iran's nuclear weapons sites were bunker buster bombed. Translate the bullshit spilling from DoD and the actual nitty gritty is ... the U.S. didn't do much more than punch several really spiffy holes in Iranian desert strata. I suppose the critters that dwell in Iranian desert strata were amused at best and not much more than that. So in keeping with this bomb the Iranians schtick, Israel bombed a much reported on prison around Tehran somewhere and why in hell the Israelis felt the need to bomb a highly strategic site known as an Iranian prison has yet to find an answer. An answer that might explain why an Iranian prison would be vitally important to Israeli strategies. Jesus H. Christ ... the fucking Israeli are straight up goddamn bloodthirsty and the freaks are out to kill folks for no reasonable explanation whatsoever. Bomb a prison? Israel holds absolutely no "moral high ground" and not anymore. Just have a look see what the insane Israelis have done to Palestinians and Gaza. I keep thinking that war crimes tribunals should be cranking up pretty dang soon. Or not which does seem to be modus operandi for these are darkly perverse and murderous of times. Now for Tuesday machine art.

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vlad putin came out and told el taco that el taco is getting uncomfortably close to a "dangerous line." no further explanation was offered by putin. maybe our good buddy vladimir is considering finally releasing the tapes of el taco being peed on by russian hookers. could be ... 😏