Unless You Are First Nation Born

 Every last person on the entirety of the North American continent, and quite possibly the South American continent, unless you are First Nation born and by that I mean Native American North or South ... you ARE a fucking immigrant. Period and that's the end of it. People living here at the time whitey showed his sparkly white ass on the continents and brought just oodles and gobs of really good times like the plague and VD and small pox and chicken pox and measles and shit like that there, while leaving Europe and all points in-between far behind, means that you and your ilk are immigrant and a way back when there were no ICE thugs replete with gestapo goon squads to keep the American indigenous people safe while allowing NO goddamn white migrants to overrun the continents and ruin a perfectly nice paradise for people to show up for later on. A possible exception to that immigration rule would be African people that received the luxury of arriving in the Americas chained and enslaved. I'm fairly certain that African people would have rather stayed right where they all began life but were rudely yanked up short and a future set in chained bondage. Damn, it does leave one to wonder how our world would have turned out had the slave trade not contributed mightily to the populating of North and South America and the isles wondrous Carribean. So the white euro-trash types fucked up the North and the Spanish conquistador trash fucked up the South and here we all are at the crossroads of ... of ... oh shit some damn thing but the point remains, unless you are Native born North/South American ... you're an IMMIGRANT. Now for some Tuesday machine art and a minor celebration for Alligator Alcatraz that opens this very day in Florida the Everglades. Golly and surprise surprise ... concentration camps just like the Nazis prized oh so many years back. HHS has been really tight lipped about the ovens they're installing at Alligator Alcatraz ... hmmm ... I wonder why that might be ...

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I find it remarkably shortsighted of people here in the America's (with David Yetman?) how they forget really quick where their ancestry people actually came from. most of those folks do NOT want to know nor do they wish to be reminded of how they were kicked out of Europe or wherever ... 😐

Smells Like Norwegian Herring ...

 The son of Norway's "crown princess Mette-Marit" and the stepson of the actual heir to the Norwegian "crown" one prince of a guy named Crown Prince Harkonnen. I think that's close enough. I did not know that Norway was in need of royalty and being of Norwegian/Scottish extraction, I am firmly in the camp of 'NO KINGS!' Anyway the dumb ass son and stepson to Norwegian royalty is in some really deep shit with Norway PD on account of junior 'I'm entitled cause I'm royal', has been playing fast and loose with Norwegian women by way of rape and sexual predatory bullshit and several more counts of rape and junior is in deep. Really deep. He's been under suspicion since last August and that would be August 2024. You will of course remember 2024 and the horror tossed on America by the "re-election (?)" of trump. Mr. orange taco himself. Anyway the Norwegian royal sex addict has denied all charges of which there are "numerous charges" and that's according to Norwegian police lawyers. Norway has police lawyers and no district attorneys. The AP (Associated Press) asked the rape kid if he had anything he'd care to comment on and M. Borg Hoiby said only that "I didn't do it and even IF I did do it, I used Donald Trump as my role model." Doesn't that just figure. By the way, the Hoiby guy has one of those peculiar o's with a / through the middle of the 'o' and so I'm at a loss as to how you'd care to pronounce his royal last name. Would that be a diphthong or some really confusing grammar/linguistic pronouncement that defies translation into the American language. For clarification, I do not use any form of proper 'king's English' and nope. I'm fully on board with the American language and so it goes. Unpronounceable can get stuffed. Jeez kid keep it in your pants and you'll suffer way less aggravation and having to answer police questioning. You can always go manual and the manual usage solves any number of problems. Now for some Monday machine art. 

Have you ever smelled Norwegian canned herring? Once you get past the stench of the smoked and packed in oil herring ... the herring aren't half bad. On a saltine cracker. My old man was big on Norwegian canned herring. My dad's dad was big on Norwegian headcheese and Judas Priest, that shit smelled for days. 

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I find it odd how Europeans cuddle with all the royalty schtick. silly Euros cough up euro bucks and support the freaks. hmmm, thinking about stuff and in retrospect, we do the exact same shit ... curious ... 😏

NoseBots Will Swarm Your Nose

 Yes my friends, very soon you will no longer have to pick your nose. Not manually anyway. Nope. Coming soon to a medicine cabinet near you ... 'nose bots'. Teeny tiny "microbots" will be injected up your nose, directed magnetically into the areas of your schnoz where snot and those sticky dang boogers are born and after being heated to a snot/booger melting temperature, PRESTO, booger infestation is gone. Just like microbotic magic. Now and I suppose there are any number of questions as to how/why/what is the deal with nose bots. The entire notion seems unnecessary at best. All humans are born with ideal hands on implements for picking your nose. Fingers! Index fingers to be anatomically specific are perfect for, well you know, picking the nose. But no. As our humanity becomes increasingly dependent on techy stuff and devices are brought on line to eliminate having to use all those biomechanical implements people are born with, well why not. Somebody needs to provide inspiration for those predisposed to tinkering with stuff. Nose bots are the end result of folks having way too much time on their hands. Injecting microbots, or anything for that matter, up your nose seems like an absolute no from the git go. Then comes the guided nose bot directional thingy using electromagnetism. So and with no further explanation provided, an electromagnetic some dang thing would be applied to your face so's to guided the dintsy nose bots to their predesignated landing zone and then heated (?) with a light source, yikes, and then the microbots do their predesigned work melting the coagulants up your nose that are the source issue for nose picking or blowing or sneezing or any of the inordinate and endless problemos associated with a human schnoz. Just you wait until the techy folks unveil what they've got planned for your rectum. Almost leaves you hanging your head in sheer bewilderment at the concept called 'what won't they think of next' scenario. Now and how about Sunday machine art.

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so as I'm finger slamming the old keyboard with PBS blazing in the background, there's a buzzer warning dealy clanging and it gets announced that this is a pop quiz and damn ... pop quiz? yup a pop quiz. it's the emergency broadcast network announcing "this is a test this is only a test" ... no real emergency other than the ongoing treason from SCOTUS so, not a dang thing to be alarmed with. at. whatever. it's obviously high time to shut the tv off, kick back, and enjoy the quiet. 😚

And The Torture Never Stops

The Supreme Court of the United States is handing el jefe taco another slice of our Constitution and even more of individual rights in America are now toast. As in burnt toast and not even close to edible. 'We the people' are faced with all three coequal branches of our federal government in hostile and open treason to our Constitution and our democratic republic America. Congress lays like a whipped dog doing not a goddamn thing to intercede with the unmaking of our America and does not a thing to hold el jefe taco to account. We are basically fucked. Vulgar yes and I readily admit that. We are living in vulgar times. Saturday machine art is up next.

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so we drift into one long hot summer that will grow hotter by the day. meteorologically and politically. people will be slow to grasp what has taken place the last Friday in June 2025. when people finally wake up to the overthrow of our American way of life, things could get really dicey. we can only hope ... 😐

 

Sue Everybody Everywhere All At Once

 The Attorney General of these United States of America, that would be law school barbie bondi, has undertaken the daunting task of suing all sitting federal judges at present in the State of Maryland. An unprecedented legal stunt would be putting this bullshit mildly. I've never heard of a legal gesture the likes of bondi taking on federal judges and all federal judges in one state. For a point of perspective on bondi and her obsession with seeing one Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, Salvadoran man LEGALLY living in Maryland, deported from our America. Mr. Garcia has NO convictions of any sort and why bondi thinks the guy needs to be deported has as yet to be explained in any sort of rational and/or legal esplaining manner. So Mr. Garcia's legal team has been squabbling with the trump/bondi regime about a - the illegal abduction of Garcia, b - Garcia's deportation to El Salvador and the El Salvador's dank and torturous mega-maxi prison that the Salvadorans use for holding criminal gang members and migrant chumps that have been abducted by the ICE gestapo goon squads, c - Garcia's legal team has won a number of edicts by federal judges in the State of Maryland and the trump/bondi/noem axis of horrific treason and unconstitutional use of U.S. Code Annotated and simply ignoring the rulings by federal judges in the State of Maryland AND THAT is what has crawled up bondi's really tight ass and compelled the stupid cow to go to war with the coequal branch of our federal government. The Judicial Branch to be exactly specific. How this comedic bullshit will play out is as yet to be decided and I would suppose this crap will be heard by the Supremes and even more of America's Constitution will be shredded in the process. We shall see what we shall see.  Now for Friday machine art.

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all of America has entered some damn dangerous days. trump is insane and there is very little doubt about that. the trump minions are as sinister a bunch of treasonous scum that has ever been entrusted with American government and so ... we'll have to wait and see how all this villainy plays out. 😐

That's Why We Can't Have Anything Nice

 Dementia j. trump is all the reason that's necessary to explain why it is America can't have anything nice. So we're just out of luck for now and with any luck at all, we won't have to wait too very much longer. With luck the crazy freak will stroke out, or fall out, or well you know, dementia is aging faster than most senior Americans so there is that. In the meanwhile, sit back and cook eggs on your sidewalk or dashboard of your vehicle or leave your kids in the car and cook them or you know, use the old imagination and experiment. Won't be much longer and our America will be celebrating 249 years worth of one day at a time. July 4 is coming on fast so kick back and commence blowing shit up. Dementia j. started already. Now for Thursday machine art.

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the image back up the post a click or so has bare feet ... yes bare feet in arctic conditions ... go figure ... 😏

Missed It By That Much

 El precedente taco prattling large about taking out Iran's nuclear weapons sites is bullshit. More bullshit and dressed up formally bullshit. America's flyboys missed the "intended" targets and so it goes. Just another day in a deal making wheels spinning shitshow that is ... trump regime. Now we can't put blame on the flyboys as they can only bomb what was targeted and if taco's military braintrust can't come together with better intelligence than what was fed into Air Force targeting computers well ... some pretty dang pricey weaponry gets used for an air show and that's about it. More waste from el precedente taco and America should be getting used to the trump regime and waste. I mean taco and company have been at it for what five months now and ... yeah, well so it goes. Splendiferous political sideshow and not much else. That's exactly what taco has been at his entire public career. So splendiferous crap-o-la for another day and let's raise a cheer for status quo. Now we turn to the ever so exciting world of Wednesday machine art and possibly someone could cue the camel. It is the camel's day to shine.

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trump's big thunder prior to his attending NATO stuff somewhere on the east side of the pond turns out ... more hot air from el precedente taco ... 😏