High Seas Piracy Trumpf Style

 Should you happen to venture out into the Caribbean Sea this weekend or at some point in future for some rest and relaxation ... you know like hoping on a paddle board for paddling, or renting a small sailboat for a weekend of Jack Sparrow-esque fun and games ... well ... you'll want to be on the lookout for US Air Force jets and/or US Navy jets and/or gunboats and/or submarines and especially this fucking monstrosity which by all rights leaves the Caribbean looking like a park pond. see insert -

The above image is of the USS Gerald R Ford and this war machinery is the Navy's newest and finest (?) aircraft carrier and harbinger of death. Being sent to the Caribbean to kill fishermen, weekend boaters/paddle boarders, and anyone unlucky enough to have annoyed America's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf or his suck ass minion petey hegsith over at the department of war. You see trumpf is looking to kickstart a war with Venezuela or Columbia or Jamaica or Haiti or ... wait for it ... Cuba. Oh yes, Cuba would definitely be on any list of nations that pedofuhrer trumpf would try to pick on. So trumpf the fucknut murderer has already killed more than a dozen fishermen without cause, evidence of criminality, provocation, or simply being an easy target that America's military can slaughter without fear of recrimination or war criminal warrants being issued by the ICC. But the military can feel ever so butch about killing defenseless fishermen. Strikes right in there with the Noem ICE/SS butchboys gang raping innocent immigrants and/or American citizens for the simple reason that so far ... the fuckers can and are. Raping immigrants and/or American citizens. God damn, this fucking freak show gets better by the flaming minute. Now for Saturday machine art. 

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so with pedofuhrer trumpf playing fast and loose with law, amerikan law, constitutional law, simple human decency, mental competency, and following in the wake of a putin war of naked aggression on Ukraine, israeli genocide/holocaust of Palestinian life and property, and of course what's being perpetrated on American citizens, there is no telling what this insane asshole won't try to pull off next. by the way ... congress is closed for the duration or until the 2026 election cycle, the supreme coasters being bought and paid off, a braindead and wholly unconcerned amerikan populace ... fucknut can and will do whatever he figures he can get away with. so far seems like that prick can get away with whatever he wants ... 😐

Idaho Bans ...

 The au gratin state of Idaho has "banned vaccines." You see Idahoans live on spuds and the Idahoans don't need no stinkin' vaccines a cause, well, ain't about nobody is EVER gonna tell Idahoans what they can and/or can't vaccinate for or against or well ...you know ... Idahoans have been inoculated for anything what comes the Idaho way and whatever had better not even try it. Idahoans like to shoot first and why bother with questions ... the shooting takes care of everything permanently. And so the continuing saga of stupid is as Idaho does will extend into a rather ominous future of Idaho which stands ready, willing, and able to commit to ignorance rather than medical science. The Governor of Idaho, one Homer 'spudster' Garleek, issued a governorable proclamation that proclaims "we's ready for any dang biocreepy whatever and therefore Idahoans will be there at the frontlines of epidemic." Garleek's proclamation was announced first in Burley, Idaho which is home to the museum honoring the Irish Potato Famine which brought starving Irish to Idaho to plant, grow, harvest, and excel in the science of spudery. Thank you for your attention in this matter. Now for Friday machine art. 

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there are times when a boiling teapot will sing like a chorus of boiling frogs ... kinda creepy no doubt ... 😏

Hump Daze

 Dear Friends:

I generally write postings for the skulzwerks late afternoon day before I post. I've found it much easier to write while I'm semi-lucid rather than trying to keyboard some crappy assed fog induced screed early in a day. Makes sense to me anyway. So on this fine day which at the time of this keyboard assault is Wednesday late afternoon and we had us a high old time earlier today (yesterday which it will be when I post up) as we went to the Mojave Holy Land and that would be Valley of Fire. Spectacular sunrise with brilliant reds and early morning blue with grey clouds changing shape and color and dang what a fine earthy display from Mother Earth. Where the wife and I plus Emme our dog were at and there were burro tracks just about everywhere. Big Horn Sheep flop freshly dropped. And then ... and then ... the clouds thickened up and wind picked up and our dog got a mite suspicious and sure enough here came the lightning with rain drops of considerable size. Time to go and reasons enough being ... don't tempt the desert Fates when the raindrops start falling from the clouds. Flash flooding in the Mojave is normal for this time of year and ... well ... just about anytime. Raining means it's time to get up and gone which we did. The rain timed out just right as we'd had us a fine time wandering around and the peace and tranquility found at the Valley of Fire is exquisite. The rain however means ... time's up.  Oh yes and we didn't see any burros or big horns but they'd certainly been there. Now for Thursday machine art.

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kansas is metaphor for you shouldn't have took more than you gave ... 😐

Prezdent Shitzispants Prattles On ...

  America's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf has earned the right to a brand new and upgraded handle that fits right in with his dementia. Prezdent Shitzispants (new) is not only highlighting his views regarding the American people (trumpf's now infamous video dropping shit bombs on American cities and people), the demented old freak is talking so much delusional shit that even some of the more, well once upon a time, reputable media outlets are beginning to wonder what the fuck is wrong with trumpf. Short and obvious answer is actually quite easy to figure out ... the whacked out fucker is bone cracking insane. He's nuts. So Prezdent Shitzispants made mention in one of his White House blurbs that he'd brokered a meeting with vlad the war criminal putin and the soiree was all set to happen in Budapest, Hungary and Hungary was all ready and waiting for war criminal numero uno (putin) to hop on board one of those aeroflot jets and wing his way to Budapest EXCEPT putin has an outstanding arrest warrant issued by the ICC and should putin aboard that aeroflot aeroplane attempt to fly over oh say, Poland, well the Polish air force was prepared to intercept putin's flight and force the plane to land in Poland and putin would be summarily arrested and packed off to The Hague, Netherlands to stand in dock for trial. The Russians knew that already and informed international media outlets that there was no way in freezy cold Moscow that putin would be flying anywhere to meet shitzispants. So trumpf had orban of Hungary looking stupid with trumpf shit all over his face and orban trying to put his best shitface forward indicated that at "some future time there will be meeting with putin/trumpf in Budapest and there things stand as of Tuesday October 21, 2025 at 15:04 hours and that would be Pacific Daylight Savings time. Prezdent shitzispants was non plussed about this rude turn of events and had bigger things to do while watching heavy machinery tear down the West Wing of the American people's White House. Prezdent Shitzispants is a gonna build him a'grand ballroom with casino, wet bar, and adjoining golf suite for his very bestest donors. There does seem to be no fucking end to shitzispants delusional bullshit. Now for Wednesday machine art and please and ever so politely, someone cue the camel.

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old shitzispants is working on the biggest bankruptcy of his misguided and criminal career ... the freak is trying to bankrupt these United States of America and if current trends are any kind of indication ... fuck nut is going to succeed ... 😐

Don't Look Up ...

 America's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf over the weekend and in response to 'No Kings Day', posted an AI video of trumpf flying a F-15 style attack bomber and the vid shows "king trumpf" dumping turds on America. God damn, the demented freak has jumped not only the shark but what little remained of 'presidential decency' and 'we the people' are now fully clued in as to what our pedophile king thinks of 'making amerika great again'. I've not seen the like of trumpf antics in my lifetime and I've been around for a while now. Not even tricky dick Nixon was as flagrantly stupid as trumpf. So with congress being closed and speaker of the house, mikey 'timid' johnson trying his perverse best to keep our government closed, not much will be made of trumpf's juvenile antics. Mikey is deathly afraid of being exposed as a resident pedophile and political suck ass but, I think most of America already had suspected Mikey's shortcomings. Mikey's an evangenital if that is supposed to stand for something, other than the sniveling little prick being odious, I'm not sure what his being an evangenital has to do with anything. Personally I think it's about high time the authorities in American government quit being craven cowards and get about the business of ridding ourselves of the malignant cancer that is trumpf and his gang of fucked greasy political whores. That is just me of course. Now for Tuesday machine art.

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while it might seen that I'm making up words and switching context and definitions ... well ... I am ... simply because ... I can ... 😏

Call The Inspector ...

 Clouseau ... Inspector Clouseau ... Inspector Jacques Clouseau white courtesy phone ... Yes friends evil and cunning jewel thieves have made off with the French crown jewels and ain't not about nobody knows how the evil miscreants could have done such a dastardly jewel heist. The EU finds itself in the middle of a high end crime wave that started next door in Spain about last week or so with a 'fabulously famous and valuable' Picasso miniature that turned up vanished into thin air as the Picasso work was headed from Madrid to Granada and that was topic for Saturday. Now come Sunday (this posts on Monday fyi) and holy sun kings o rama ... the French crown jewels are stolen and how in hell could that happen. The French crown jewels were on display at the famously fabulous Louvre Museum in Paris. For absolutely spot on referencing the museum is the "Musee du Louvre" and yes in Paris, France. Well the Musee du Louvre people are a bit put off by such a rude act of theft but the Musee du Louvre folk are at the same time impressed by the audacity of the thieves. A spokeperson or 'le porte-parole' from the Musee du Louvre said, "we are simply shocked that our French heritage and the royal crown jewels would be stolen in such a brazen manner." So it turns out, the Musee du Louvre had those fabulous historically crown jewels on display in a section of the Musee du Louvre that's undergoing a retrofit and upgrade on account of the section where the jewels were ganked from was "crowded, congested, not enough space, smelled of garlic, and the area was hard to secure." The entire la gendarmerie was put off and highly insulted at the Musee du Louvre for their insinuating that "security" wasn't up to French security standards. The French coppers said " hey, we weren't in charge over there and we tried to tell the stuffy Musee people they were asking for trouble but they would not listen to what we had to say so ... the Musee people can get stuffed." On an unrelated note, America's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is on his way to Hungary and possibly the prick made a side trip unannounced to Paris to pick up some hot ice AND we shouldn't forget the musk is establishing his bullshit in the UK and musk is prime suspect numero uno for the ganked Picasso. It really does tickle my shit to no end that the uppity and damn stuffy Euros are making crime headlines and with the U.S. celebrating 'no kings day' well, sauce for a goose as Mr. Spock would say. Now for Monday machine art.

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koyaanisqatsi - movie from 1982 almost a documentary sort of ... rent the film it's worth a watch and some serious thought ... 😎

Oh Where Oh Where Oh Where A ...

A tiny Picasso painting reportedly worth a bucket full of bucks has "mysteriously" vanished and no one knows a dang thing about it. The painting was being shipped from Madrid, Spain to Granada, Spain by truck and allegedly ... no one knows how the missing Picasso could have simply vanished into thin air. Drivers of the truck delivering the Picasso work know nothing. They saw nothing AND "they didn't do it." Sure sure ... that's what's always said in cases such as this one. The Picasso work is titled, "Naturaleza muerta con guitarra" or to put that into some American we dolts on the left side of the pond, can comprehendo ... 'Still Life with Guitar'. The Picasso painting is an itsy bitsy tiny little work measuring 12.7cm X 9.8cm and not being any dang good with the metric system, that's roughly about 9 X 5 inches. I think ...  really think that the painting's size is only important in that it would fit quite easily into someone's pocket and walk off into that someone's retirement fund. The Picasso is worth about 600,000.00 Euros and hold on while I check the old currency converter dealy ... is worth about $700,000.00 dollars USD and that's a fair amount of pricey Picasso. So ... Spain's Policia Nacional is at this very moment in art heist history, grilling (questioning) anyone even remotely connected to the heist and the downside to this little caper is that the Picasso was on loan from a "private collector" and private collector is cheesed off like you wouldn't believe. Private collector is putting the squeeze on the Policia and the Policia is using arcane policing measures to find out who snatched the tiny Picasso. It's been reported that Spain's Policia is pulling fingernails out of suspects fingers, attaching battery electrodes to suspects genitals, AND even resorting to waterboarding because ... Policia wants answers and the thief or thieves caught and damn quick like. So IF Spain's Policia Nacional were to ask what I think about how such a masterful heist could have been pulled off, I'd tell the Policia to look no further than Elon musk. Musk has more goddamn money than Midas could have possibly dreamed of and I'm willing to bet that right this very minute Musk is gazing lustily at his newly acquired Picasso as it sits beside his nightstand in anyone of the numerous mansions Musk owns outright. So there you go Policia Nacional ... case solved. No need to thank me just tune in for Sunday machine art.

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picasso work walks off on it's own and that really shouldn't be such a surprise ... orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf managed to walk off with a rigged by musk 2024 election and trumpf comes out smelling like shit but trumpf has always managed smell like shit ... 😏